Britney Spears Refuses To Go Away Quietly
Look, I am as annoyed with Britney as you people, but honestly her antics just CAN’T be ignored. If she were any other human being in this universe, she would have had the sensibility to just go the f*ck away. Seriously, even the most crazed, stupid, moronic wingnut would have taken a hint, but this bovine moo-moo refuses to give up the ghost.
In a perfect world, we would ignore Britney and her inexcusable behavior, but she just won’t QUIT. This latest video of her self-indulgent ass eating a damn pudding pop was the last straw. She’s a pathetic cow. And I am not talking about her weight. I am referring specifically to her general unkempt appearance and grotesque demeanor. She genuinely makes me feel sick to my stomach. From the way she forces that ice cream into her gaping maw, to the oinking she does towards the end of the video reveals a deeply, twisted sense of delusional self-entitlement.
It is quite evident that nothing matters to Britney but Britney. Not her family, her children, her friends, her business associates and certainly not her fans. She revels in the hysteria she creates by doing the most mundane of tasks, like gorging on ice cream or shoving french fries in her sloppy facehole. She reminds me of Elvis in his last years. Surrounded by the most reprehensible of sycophants who willingly slop up behind her as she moves from trough to trough leaving a trail of crumbs, urine and feces in her wake. She is slovenly and pathetic. This is what fame does to a person who is short on brains AND talent. Britney is a complete parody of herself and she’s wandering through life a mere shell with absolutely no idea who she really is, and not even the slightest interest in searching for a deeper sense of meaning to her life.
Britney, you are just too stupid to be allowed to continue taking up valuable air and space on this planet. I genuinely wish you would just lay in your bed and do one of two things: either decide to stop being a solipsistic gluttonous pig and get off your ass and do something useful, or just plain expire. Really, it’s not hard - just stop breathing.
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She really really reminds me of the song Like a rolling stone by Bob Dylan…
Comment by manfred — September 19, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
On one hand, it’s sad that she can’t go anywhere without people acting like total idiots.
On the other hand, she KNOWS this is going to happen, so why does she still do it, if not for attention? She could easily send someone out to the store for a whole box of puddin’ pops…but no, it’s got to be a media event.
Didja catch the snark directed at the pud who ran into her door?
Comment by k — September 19, 2007 @ 5:02 pm
I missed that, what did she say?
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 19, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
She says, “Why are you concerned now?” I’m not sure if she’s talking to the pap who ran into her door, at someone who is asking her if she’s okay, or even at Alli (is that Alli with her?). Either way, it’s just snarky.
And at the beginning, when the guy asks her if she’s okay, she replies, “I’m always okay.” I’m sure you are, Brit, enough drugs will do that to you.
Comment by k — September 19, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
You suck! Who wishes death on anyone? Karma is a bitch baby.
Comment by ebayer — September 19, 2007 @ 7:07 pm
you’re a fucking moron, she’s a pig because she eats a popsicle?? honestly.. get a life. and obvisouly she has a pretty damn good amount of talent or people wouldn’t be following her around and like stalking her 24/7… like get your shit together. if you don’t like her fine, but don’t sit there and bash on her because you have no life of your own so you need to talk shit on someone else’s so that you feel better about your self. and karma is a bitch, bitch. maybe you should stop breathing??!!
Comment by rylianne — September 19, 2007 @ 9:23 pm
I didn’t wish death on Britney, I merely suggested she stop breathing. Really, who is going to miss her?
Her kids? Sure, she’s such a great fucking mother. A real gem of a maternal figure. They are lucky she hasn’t killed them yet with her ignorance and neglect.
Her family? Oh, you mean the ones she’s cut off who were simply trying to help her get her mess of a life together?
Her business associates? Yeah, they will REALLY miss her wasting their time and effort.
Her fans? Please, when has Britney’s music EVER had any kind of social or cultural relevance?
I may be a complete and utter bitch, but I am sick of trying to find ways to defend this used up piece of crap. God helps those who help themselves, and this fuck up doesn’t even care about helping herself. She’s a lazy asshole. I for one can’t stand lazy assholes who think they are some how above everyone else.
Now, please go fuck yourselves. And do have a nice day
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 19, 2007 @ 9:34 pm
Ewwwww. Please post a picture of your ignorant self and attach your name, address and phone number if you are so proud of your blathering. Honestly I am sure you wouldn’t say half of what you do live in person. EMPATHY is a word you should consider - anyway being funny - even biting and commenting on celebs is one thing but to wish someone dead really will bring some f’ed up Karma your way. The way you talk makes it seem like you actually know the girl and hate her. Good luck with that sort of outlook.
Comment by ebayer — September 19, 2007 @ 10:56 pm
This is MY site therefore I can express my feelings about any given subject matter in any way I feel.
Perhaps you think people who don’t give a fig about their kids are worth defending, but I don’t. I really find celebs like Britney reprehensible. I have ZERO sympathy or empathy for someone who behaves as selfishly and stupidly as Britney. Sorry it offends your delicate sensibilities. But seriously, you need to get over it.
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 20, 2007 @ 7:21 am
none of the other sites wish death on people - you know why? Because it’s sick. There’s just nothing funny about it - especially when someone is on the cusp of it anyway and they have kids. YOU have kids so you should know something about that. It’s not defending a celeb to say Your article sucks. It does. Your the writer’s equivalent of a bulldozer - not remotely subtle or artistic. It doesn’t take delicate sensibilities to differentiate right from wrong. You obviously just don’t that ability.
Comment by ebayer — September 20, 2007 @ 7:31 am
Well, that’s not true. Plenty of celeb sites have wished death and other atrocities on celebs. But I don’t worry about what other sites do, as I am only responsible for this one.
Look, I really don’t want to fight with you, an anon person, over my inner machinations and karma. I am plenty secure with my karma, general outlook and ability to relate to the world.
There are lots of people who I wish would bite it. Like OJ for example. On occasion Paris Hilton and sometimes when I am feeling particularly irritated Lindsay Lohan.
I appreciate your concern and I understand where you are coming from, but you clearly don’t understand where I am coming from.
When a person clearly lacks respect for anything and everything, then why should they take up space on this earth? Britney is supposed to be a Christian. Huh, some Christian she’s turned out to be.
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 20, 2007 @ 7:58 am
the reason people are constantly following her is for the shock factor. they can’t wait to see what she does next. she is stupid enough to comply and make an ass out of herself every time. she in not being followed because she keeps making hit after hit. the only hits she’s making is her own path of destruction by means of her family, friends and career. she is a waste of oxygen and quite honestly a huge waste of everyone’s time and attention.i doubt the world would stop spinning if she no longer existed.
Comment by D-Bomb — September 20, 2007 @ 8:42 am
Who are we to decide when someone is done taking up space on this planet? Thank goodness people don’t make those decisions. BTW every religion known to mankind is forgiving. Everyone is deserving of a second chance. MENTAL ILLNESS is a disease people! Why is that so difficult to understand? She is clearly not in her right mind and someone should step in before something really terrible happens. Articles like this could really push someone on the edge right over if they were to read it. You keep referring to this site as YOUR site - when in actuality is public domain and as a result you have certain responsibilities that come with your right to freedom of speech. That’s why the internet is such a scary place. Anonymous people can write anything they want want with little or no concern for the repercussions of their actions. No reputable journalist/blogger would take such cheap shots at such a vulnerable target. You know why articles like this don’t even appear in the Enquirer? Because they are simply not worthy.
Comment by ebayer — September 20, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Yes…..karma IS a bitch. And Britney is racking up some bad karma…or, in other words, you reap what you sow, and she’s sowing some pretty bad seeds (pardon the pun) that she’s going to reap in the future. It won’t be pretty.
Do I believe that Brit needs to die? Well…no.
But I do believe that if she doesn’t straighten up her life, she WILL be dead before long. IMO, the courts were entirely too lenient in leaving her with 50/50 custody yet admonishing her for substance abuse and ordering drug tests. Why admit that the person has a problem, yet leave them with that parent, even half the time?
Comment by k — September 20, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
I am not advocating that some one hurt Britney, just that Britney should do one of two things: a.) get it together b.) or be done.
Lingering in limbo and creating a nightmare for anyone who may still love her is selfish and cruel. As for people trying to help her, um, many have and she rebukes their help and continues to act like a complete asshole.
I am just fed up with it. And as for the Enquirer, well I don’t think I want to be featured in their rag anyway.
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 20, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
Well in case you missed it I think she is hurting herself more than anyone except her children. She must really have some serious self loathing issues to continue forward like this. No one would voluntarily do what she does to herself unless they were out of their mind. I think I am going follow buzz foto’s lead and leave the girl alone. You don’t have to wish bad things on her - she is already in the middle of her own personal nightmare.
Comment by ebayer — September 20, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
i think the intended point in wishing she would go away is because we are sick and tired of her making a mockery of herself. she obviously has some serious issues to take care of. going around and parading her mental illness on a daily basis is becomig more than the public wants or needs to see. the train wreck that is her life is something we can all in some aspect relate to. the sick part is that she is a public figure whom we all know can get the necessary help and treatment she needs, but is refusing to get which in turn leaves everyone of us to feel that we have a right to comment. we all have problems but most people i know don’t behave as poorly as she does. especially when the whole world is watching. she needs intervention.
Comment by D-Bomb — September 21, 2007 @ 7:40 am
[...] all seriousness - Brit needs help.  Gosslip has some good coverage, as does The Superficial and TMZ. Maybe we could start a hair campaign [...]
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Britney most definitely has some psychological and possibly biochemical imbalances. Although I am not a fan I do have compassion and wish her the best. I just don’t understand people berating her. Interestingly the ones that put her down seem to be lacking class as witnessed by their fowl language and grossly negative attitudes. Hopefully these people have not reproduced. Can you imagine the next generation.
Comment by jordon — October 11, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
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