Nick Hogan’s Plea, “No Contest” To Speeding And Panty Dropping
So, according to TMZ, Nick Hogan, or Nick Bollea, or whatever name he is using at the moment (he’s better known as Hulk Hogan’s son), has pled “No Contest†to driving double the speed limit in a construction zone:
Monday morning], a judge ordered the absent Hogan to pay the maximum fine of $1,000, and to complete a 12-hour Driver Improvement course within 90 days. Hogan was also found guilty of failing to wear a seatbelt and fined $73.50.
This happened two weeks before the car crash that injured Nick and his passenger, returning Iraq war veteran John Graziano. Now, if this were an isolated case of speeding, I’d be more inclined to o easy on Nick Hogan Bollea. And we all know that accidents happen even to the best drivers. But this was not an isolated case of speeding nor was it just a simple accident. According to reports, Nick was speeding and hit a raised median, causing his Toyota Supra to swerve out of control and crash into a tree. Allegedly, he was drag racing another car when the accident happened.
Oh, and this wasn’t the first time that Nick Bollea Hogan had been caught speeding…
since September 2006, he’s been busted three times, and gotten four points on his license. One of those times was for doing 117 in a 70 MPH zone. Of course, that doesn’t count the two times in one day that the cops let him off the hook after he drove over 100 MPH, only finally nailing him with a ticket when they clocked him doing 123 in a 50 MPH zone.
And in a magazine article done not too long ago, Hogan Nick Bollocks boasted that when they see his yellow Supra, girls’ panties “start dropping off.â€
Did I mention that this boy is only seventeen years old?
I would like to reiterate that. This boy is SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. He’s running around trying to look all gangsta and cool in a car that cost ore than my house, that is now a pile of twisted metal (his car, not my house). There is dash-cam video of a policeman warning Bollocks Hulk Junior that driving 82 MPH in a 45 zone “is a problemâ€. No joke, Officer McDonut. If that had been Joe Rusty Escort driving that fast (yeah, I know, an Escort going that fast? But stick with me), his sorry kiester would have been in jail faster than he could say, “Hey man, watch the fuzzy dice, okay?â€
Here are some telling excerpts from the Rides interview:
A modifying maven, he recently added what he calls his “breadwinner,†a limited-edition 800hp supercharged Dodge Viper, to a convoy of nine that already includes two 700-plus-horsepowered Toyota Supras and an additional 550hp Viper. The streets ain’t safe no mo’.
[no joke, Sherlock…prophetic, considering this interview was done before the accident]
“The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, ’cause a guy knows what he’s looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.â€
[Laughs] “Let’s just say I have a terrible driving record.â€
“In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, ‘Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.’ Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, ‘I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’m a let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.’ Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, ‘Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.’â€
Finally, a cop with some balls.
So he’s got his parents thinking he’s the cutest thing since Hello Kitty, out there driving like a maniac, and his brain-dead sister, who asks people to pray for him in between asking about where she can buy some shoes, and that’s the sort of family he’s got. He races cars, but the street ain’t no 24 Hours at Daytona, slick.
I can’t add anything else to this article…it speaks for itself. Oh, did I mention that little Nicky Hulk Bollocks is seventeen years old?
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