Heidi Gots New Hills
I’m going to admit…I have never seen “The Hills”, supposedly a hit show on MTV. The only way that I know who Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag are is just from seeing their faces splashed across gossip sites and magazines. But when I read this article about Heidi and her new breasteses, I sat up and took notice. An excerpt:
“If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”
Let’s take a look at this. Heidi is a beautiful girl, both before and after the plastic surgery. However, she readily admits to being jealous of some random girl with bigger boobies than she was born with. Well. Velly intellesting. It sounds to me like Heidi’s problem is neither small breasts nor a large nose. Some things just can’t be fixed with plastic surgery, although I’m sure Heidi would dispute that. I’ve never even seen the show and I can tell, from what I’ve been reading about her, that she’s a bit insecure. And I’m sure her father is just thrilled to know his daughter thinks his nose is big.
According to sources, she’s been considering this for “years”. She’s twenty-one. When did she start considering this…age twelve? What a message to send out to young women, that the key to happiness and self-acceptance is to get plastic surgery, because the secret to one’s well-being and personal fulfillment is big, perky funbags. By gosh, that’ll just fix right up everything that’s wrong, and she’ll no longer have to hate another girl because her thighs are thinner or her elbows aren’t wrinkly, for example.
I’m not against plastic surgery; in extreme cases, it can be extremely beneficial to one’s psyche. But Heidi is no harelipped tot from an underdeveloped country…she’s a beautiful young woman, who obviously has both some self-esteem issues and a bit of a deficiency in the smarts department. Before, she was upset because she could look down and see her nose; so now she can look down and see her boobies. Oh noes, they’re too big!
Here’s another gem from the interview:
“But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.â€
Well, that is a completely different thing altogether. Obviously she has found her cause, the thing that gives her life meaning. She’s right up there in the same league with Pat Tillman, a bona fide heroine. We all need something to believe in so strongly that we would willingly lay down our lives for it. Good for her. I apologize for thinking she was a shallow, self-centered mouth-breather with no self-esteem. I want to grow up and be just like Heidi. Only my boobs are already bigger.
Uhm, and so are my hips. And my thighs.
I hate her.
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Thankyou! This girl is such an idiot, its actually startign to get embarassing. You should give the second season of the hills a go, it’ll show you how self-centred this douche is
Comment by cath — September 28, 2007 @ 9:07 am