What Does Paris Hilton Smell Like? The Can It Seems
It’s been so long since we had a fresh dose of the world’s dumbest celebutard, but lest ye think she has been curing cancer or solving the world’s energy crisis, rest assured, she hasn’t. In fact, Paris has been doing what Paris does best, selling her essence in the form of consumable goods — in this case more perfume.
This time, her eau de twatlett is called “Can-Can.” Probably because it’s good for clearing the air when you’ve stunk up the can. Seriously, who names a fragrance after something that’s also referred to as a toilet. I can hear it now….
Passerby: “Paris what is that smell?”
Paris: “Oh, you like that, it’s my new fragrance Can-Can”
Passerby: “Your new what?”
Paris: “My new fragrance, it’s called Can-Can. Do you like it?”
Passerby: “Well, if you were going for “truck-stop bathroom after an obese trucker just released his morning constitutional of huevos rancheros with extra jalapenos and cheese” yeah, I like it. It will always remind me of you. You and a hot porta-potty at Lollapalooza!”
Paris: “That’s hot!”
Paris claims to have been inspired by Moulin Rouge, which is appropriate because when I think of Paris, I think of garish strippers, tramps and trollops whoring it up in France. Sort of like the behind-the-scenes photo shoot featured above.
Also, what’s with Paris’ voice? Are her tranny hormones acting up, because she can’t seem to keep in character.
Source - The always in character Dlisted.
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I love this line: We’re here on the set of my new fragrance
What?
Not the set for an ad for my new fragrance, or to promote my new fragrance…we’re here on the set of my new fragrance…as if her new bottled aroma has a life of it’s own. It will soon be hosting talk shows. Really stinky talk shows.
Comment by Kati — September 28, 2007 @ 1:35 am
Exactly.
The only thing worse than Paris acting dumb all the time, is Paris trying to appear smart and sophisticated, even though we know a total dumbass is waiting to emerge at any moment.
Comment by dmdo1016 — September 28, 2007 @ 7:23 am
Funniest. Video. Ever.
I mean, seriously. You can tell she doesn’t talk like a little girl in real life. Hilarious.
Comment by k — September 28, 2007 @ 9:10 am
Was she - really - trying to act smart and sophisticated? Because that whole set and costume and the entire getup just looks hopelessly juvenile and Barbie-ish to my eyes. If this is her idea of any kind of artistic/creative venture then my Art History Major heart just weeps for her and the future of those unfortunate enough to take anything she does even remotely seriously.
“Garish strippers, tramps and trollops whoring it up” about covers it, doesn’t it. Very good. Except with a large dollop of Barbie, in case you weren’t already nauseous enough.
Is that what she’s going to take to the refugee camps in war-torn Rwanda? There’s nothing to balm the gaping wounds left by genocide and starvation like a little Barbie princess with oversized feet spraying you with “Can Can,” eh? I’m sure the impoverished mothers of Rwanda can just spray a little “Can Can” on their starving infants and everything will just be pink and pretty. If we could all just talk in little squeaky Barbie voices, we could attain world peace, folks!
Comment by Mitsu — September 28, 2007 @ 11:09 am