Comments on: What Does Paris Hilton Smell Like? The Can It Seems http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/ Celebrity gossip from our lips to yours Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:26:08 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Mitsu http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/comment-page-1/#comment-10792 Mitsu Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:09:16 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/#comment-10792 Was she - really - trying to act smart and sophisticated? Because that whole set and costume and the entire getup just looks hopelessly juvenile and Barbie-ish to my eyes. If this is her idea of any kind of artistic/creative venture then my Art History Major heart just weeps for her and the future of those unfortunate enough to take anything she does even remotely seriously. "Garish strippers, tramps and trollops whoring it up" about covers it, doesn't it. Very good. Except with a large dollop of Barbie, in case you weren't already nauseous enough. Is that what she's going to take to the refugee camps in war-torn Rwanda? There's nothing to balm the gaping wounds left by genocide and starvation like a little Barbie princess with oversized feet spraying you with "Can Can," eh? I'm sure the impoverished mothers of Rwanda can just spray a little "Can Can" on their starving infants and everything will just be pink and pretty. If we could all just talk in little squeaky Barbie voices, we could attain world peace, folks! Was she – really – trying to act smart and sophisticated? Because that whole set and costume and the entire getup just looks hopelessly juvenile and Barbie-ish to my eyes. If this is her idea of any kind of artistic/creative venture then my Art History Major heart just weeps for her and the future of those unfortunate enough to take anything she does even remotely seriously.

“Garish strippers, tramps and trollops whoring it up” about covers it, doesn’t it. Very good. Except with a large dollop of Barbie, in case you weren’t already nauseous enough.

Is that what she’s going to take to the refugee camps in war-torn Rwanda? There’s nothing to balm the gaping wounds left by genocide and starvation like a little Barbie princess with oversized feet spraying you with “Can Can,” eh? I’m sure the impoverished mothers of Rwanda can just spray a little “Can Can” on their starving infants and everything will just be pink and pretty. If we could all just talk in little squeaky Barbie voices, we could attain world peace, folks!

]]> By: k http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/comment-page-1/#comment-10785 k Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:10:37 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/#comment-10785 Funniest. Video. Ever. I mean, seriously. You can tell she doesn't talk like a little girl in real life. Hilarious. Funniest. Video. Ever.

I mean, seriously. You can tell she doesn’t talk like a little girl in real life. Hilarious.

]]> By: dmdo1016 http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/comment-page-1/#comment-10773 dmdo1016 Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:23:50 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/#comment-10773 Exactly. The only thing worse than Paris acting dumb all the time, is Paris trying to appear smart and sophisticated, even though we know a total dumbass is waiting to emerge at any moment. Exactly.

The only thing worse than Paris acting dumb all the time, is Paris trying to appear smart and sophisticated, even though we know a total dumbass is waiting to emerge at any moment.

]]> By: Kati http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/comment-page-1/#comment-10756 Kati Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:35:12 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/09/27/what-does-paris-hilton-smell-like-the-can-it-seems/#comment-10756 I love this line: We're here on the set of my new fragrance What? Not the set for an ad for my new fragrance, or to promote my new fragrance...we're here on the set of my new fragrance...as if her new bottled aroma has a life of it's own. It will soon be hosting talk shows. Really stinky talk shows. I love this line: We’re here on the set of my new fragrance

What?

Not the set for an ad for my new fragrance, or to promote my new fragrance…we’re here on the set of my new fragrance…as if her new bottled aroma has a life of it’s own. It will soon be hosting talk shows. Really stinky talk shows.

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