Woah, Flashbulb Guy…Got Any Eyedrops?
So here is Britney Spears the other night, going to a tanning salon at some ungodly hour of the night. Because, sometimes, you just gotta tan. Skin won’t prematurely age by itself, you know.
(Wait…does she have the kids this week? I’d hate to think they were all alone.)
Anyway, she is, as usual, being followed by a horde of paparazzi. Tons of flashbulbs going off all around her, lighting up her face and the surrounding five-block area. Yet, check out those wide-open pupils. Not even her crayon-colored contact lenses can hide them.
Hey, I’m just sayin’.
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Yeah, you could pretty much drive a Muni bus through those pupils. Actually, Britney’s getting ready to help out CalTrans by providing backup commuter tunnels during rush hour - that’s right, she’s going to be renting her eyeballs out in a new, brilliant moneymaking scheme. Of course, once you get to the other side, you’re not at your office, you’re in some strange happy land full of colorful bubbles and cigarette butts, with strange music playing in the background.
Comment by Mitsu — September 27, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Ahhh the soundtrack to the inner dialogue of poor old Britney.
That pic is just scary.
Comment by Dawn — September 27, 2007 @ 1:33 pm