Breaking News: Britney Did Not Need A Tampon. In Related News, She Is Still Clueless.
So, the latest news is that on her recent foray to Quiznos, Brit did not need a tampon, maxipad, moist towelette, feminine deodorant spray, or emergency tasty toasted sub sammich. No, apparently all she wanted was an escort out of the bathroom. What’s wrong with that, I hear you asking? She was trapped in the bathroom, there were photographers and fans swarming the little sandwich shop, so what was wrong with asking for an escort?
What’s wrong with it was that Britney did not just fall off the celebrity truck yesterday. She knows that wherever she goes, chaos follows, and every time she pulls a stunt like this photographers go nuts. She went into that restaurant without bodyguard or friend to help control the crowds, and then is shocked to find herself trapped in the bathroom. Or…was she? She believes that she still knows how to control the situation and get her name in the press. It worked, didn’t it?
However, this does show a definite lack of regard both to her own personal safety and the safety of her children waiting in the car. If you watch the video, the crowd there very easily could have gotten out of control and the safety of both herself and her children could have been compromised. Stranger things have happened.
On this video, her fakey little attempts at being coy and flirty just make me want to lose last night’s dinner. “Awwww, you’re so cute! Stop!” -hairflip, hand on arm, great big smile- Seriously. She’s a woman in her mid-twenties, she should at least make an attempt to not sound like a ditzy teenager. Oh, and she should totally trust this random paparazzi guy who was lucky enough to be the first in the bathroom.
On one hand, fans and paps are totally swamping her, making it hard for anyone to even move. On the other hand, she knows this is going to happen any time she goes out. She thinks she is in the driver’s seat, but in reality she is just a passenger on this crazy train.
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