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09/28/2007 (12:45 pm)

Rumer Willis Has Zero Self-Esteem Issues

I try really hard not to make fun of famous people (or regular people for that matter) for the way they look. Sometimes, it is what it is and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. Unless you’ve intentionally gone and screwed yourself up, who am I to judge the way the good Lord made you.

And then there’s Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of two really attractive celebrities, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.

Rumer may be exquisite on the inside, a real saint of a gal and have the charisma of Bill Clinton, Bono, MLK, Jr. and John Lennon put together, but her face is some kind of DNA experiment gone wrong.

It’s like Bruce’s sperm and Demi’s ovaries were really pissed off at each other, decided to just throw caution to the wind, and put their worst foot forward. G*ddamn, her head is a real horror show.

Oh, and that hair color…Atrocious.

Whoever thought it would be good idea to put that yucky hair color on this young lass is a monster. A regular Mengele, Hitler and Stalin rolled into one.

In any case, Rumer has one thing going for her, self esteem. Rumer feels good about herself and holds her head high. Without the use of crane even. Good for you Rumer! Misshapen folks around the world have found themselves a hero.

Posted by D
Filed under: Famous Kids

8 Comments

I want to know, who is the fricken idiot who wrote this piece. Gossip is one thing but to degrade this young woman in a fit of jealousy is just bull (you wish you had her parents and her genes). You know I have little use for this kind of exercise of the free press……using that right to be just plain hurtful is really more of an abuse of the First Amendment.

Comment by David Sahadi — September 28, 2007 @ 5:19 pm

I think she is STUNNING! Beautiful eyes, very pretty body. Why is everyone hating on this girl? Because she is Bruce and Demi’s daughter?
Leave her alone, its hard enough being a young woman in this society, I cant even imagine what its like in Hollywood.
Give this girl a chance, she is just starting her career.She has done nothing to deserve all this negative energy directed at her.

Comment by S Guest — September 28, 2007 @ 11:28 pm

She is stunning, but not in a good way.

Comment by dmdo1016 — September 29, 2007 @ 8:28 am

She really, really was better off with the longer hair, from the pictures I’ve seen. This basically seems like a worst-case choice for her. The clothes aren’t helping a bit, either. And she’s putting herself out there in the public eye, some commentary is to be expected. Especially when you look like that.

Comment by Mitsu — September 29, 2007 @ 6:08 pm

Rumer isn’t beautiful in a conventional sort of way, but she is attractive in a quirky sort of way. The hairdo is unfortunate, though…I agree that she looked MUCH better with the longer, darker hair.

But here’s the deal. She wants to be an actress. She’s trying to break into film. Okay, then…people ARE going to discuss what you look like. The world at large doesn’t talk about what I look like because I have chosen not to put myself in the public eye.

I don’t particularly like her because of her personality, not her looks.

Comment by k — September 29, 2007 @ 8:42 pm

She could be A LOT prettier, if she tried, but isn’t even trying which is what annoys me.

Not everyone is blessed with great genetics, but everyone has the opportunity to make the most of their looks. She has a nice figure and is tall. If she would merely hire a professional to fix her brows, get some color in her complexion and sport a hair-color and style that is flattering to her “unique” features she could be really “interesting” looking and appealing.

She has pretty eyes.

I just asked the objective opinion of my daughter and she said, “Um, no she’s not pretty. Her hair is too short, too blonde.”

There you have it.

Comment by dmdo1016 — September 30, 2007 @ 10:40 am

This post was just mean. What was the point? To poke fun at someone “not attractive”? She didn’t ask to be in the public eye, don’t forget. It’s not the same as picking on Paris Hilton or someone who signed up to be in the public eye. This post is just low. I’m disappointed.

You know what? I kind of think it’s cool he’s not trying why should she give a shit what you or your airbrushed society thinks. This really pisses me off dude.

Comment by Jason Patterson — October 1, 2007 @ 2:03 pm