Chris Crocker Looks Uncomfortable, But His Eyeliner Is Perfect.
At the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards last night, Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette get cozy. (Do I need to blur out a nip slip if it’s belongs to a boy to start with?) Chris looks like he’d rather be anywhere else but there. He’s trying really hard to make the best of things, but that is not a happy face.
But why is Alexis sad? Is it because of Chris’ unfortunate choice of clothing? It’s okay, Chris….maybe Alexis can give you some makeup tips. That aquamarine eyeshadow and bright pink lipstick is so eighties. Bitch, please!














Chris is prettier than most women. Seriously, you can understand how some people make the switch. Chris is really a pretty man!
Ok, ewww, I feel dirty now.
Comment by D — October 3, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
First Justin Timberlake, now this.
That’s it. I’m staging an intervention.
Comment by k — October 3, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
Look, I’m not saying Chris’ my type, just that his face has symmetry and he looks good in makeup.
As for JT, COME ON. What’s not to like?
Comment by D — October 3, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
I have to agree…Chris does make a very pretty young lady. Much better than Alexis, who still just looks like David in drag.
JT….well, he’s just not my type. Too skinny, too pretty. He’s just too adorable, and that’s the problem.
Comment by k — October 3, 2007 @ 4:32 pm