Charlie Sheen Needs A Thesaurus.
And the wheel goes ’round.
Another day, another set of sensitive, caring, imaginative, thoughtful set of emails sent from Charlie Sheen to his ex-wife Denise Richards are leaked by Anonymous Source. In this new batch of emails, Charlie demonstrates his stunning grip of the English language, and his prowess and enviable ability in how to use it to get his point across:
“Go cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser,” Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple’s custody battle.
“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.
“You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.
Oh, the “bald mom” comment? Denise’s mother is currently undergoing chemotherapy treatment for cancer.
Thus far, we have learned that Charlie thinks his ex is a pig, sad, jobless, pig, sad, talentless, sad, jobless, evil, bad mom, sad, jobless, and a pig. The way he weaves words together is extraordinary. I need to take notes.
Prior to these emails being released, Charlie attempted to apologize and explain his side of the story:
I have been responsible for some of the worst dialogue and venom-spewing behavior in the past few weeks that I can possibly recall, ever. The anger and frustration that our situation has generated is beginning to manifest itself in physical forms and cellular regression.
However, less than two weeks later, he was at it again:
“You are a horrible mom. Save your phony flowers for any one of your 30 dogs.”
Sheen, for his part, is denying everything and in a message sent through his spokesman, says, “”I will not dignify the majority of these allegations with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane.” Hey, I’ll bet Charlie wrote that, too!
Denise is attempting to remove all visitation rights from Sheen, alleging that he has inappropriately touched their daughters, and engaged in sexual behavior online both on straight and gay sites, and where some of the models have appeared underage. She has alleged that he has posted photos of his erect penis on dating sites, and emailed said photo to approximately thirty women. His dalliances with prostitutes are well-known.
Whether any of these allegations are true or not is known only to Denise and Charlie, although I would think that if he had emailed photos of his penis to women that someone would have posted it online by now. Personally, I think he could very well be guilty of these accusations…but then again, he could very well not be. That is the problem with “he said/she said”, without any declarative proof. It just deteriorates into a verbal mudball match in which neither party comes out smelling like roses. And when you add an already acromonious divorce into the mix, you’ve got a recipe for mudslinging of the lowest caliber.
What we do know are these things, among others: Charlie Sheen is no prince of a fella. He’s slept with an entire litany of women, including prostitutes, and allegedly spent about $50,000 on hookers through Heidi Fleiss’ service. Denise Richards went after her BFF’s husband Richie Sambora, who left his wife Heather Locklear for Denise. Sambora subsequently dumped Denise. Charlie Sheen gave his computer to the FBI when his ex accused him of looking at pr0n, specifically underage girls.  And on and on.
I don’t feel one bit sorry for either one of these two halfwits. They are grown adults, and they know that actions incite consequences. But I do feel sorry for those two little girls, caught between two parents who are acting immature and childish. I don’t know what Charlie and Denise have or have not done, all I know is what I read, so if he has indeed been looking at child pornography then he needs serious and intensive help. But homewrecker Denise needs to come up with proof and not just enlisting her friends and employees to start a smear campaign. If it’s true, submit some concrete proof, get him off the street, and get him some help. If it is not true, STFU.
Both people need to grow up and remember that at this point they should be thinking of their children, not of themselves. Divorce is ugly, but stories such as this make it all the uglier. One of these days those little girls are going to grow up, having their lives shaped by this time in their lives. And if they turn out to be another Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears (and I sincerely hope they can rise above all of this), we’ll see their parents wringing their hands and saying, “We have no idea why they turned out this way, we tried so hard!”
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Amen sister!
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