It’s Official, Jennifer Lopez Expecting Twins
Glory in the highest. Bless the powers of infertility drugs, Mrs. Jennifer Lopez and her creepy looking hubby, Marc Anthony are finally ready to admit what we all know: she’s pregnant with twins.
Why all the secrecy and denial? Because celebrities are weirdos with delusions of grandeur.
Rumors have been swirling for weeks that JLo was knocked up with a baby, with reports stating twins, but not until today was there any irrefutable proof. And by irrefutable proof what we mean is a GIANORMOUS bulge in her lower abdomen which anyone whose ever actually SEEN a pregnant person would recognize as a pregnant belly. From the looks of it, she’s about 4 months along.
Or really constipated. For reals, constipation is serious condition and can lead to not only a bloated belly, but also a really bad attitude.
Now, where did I put those laxatives DAMMIT?
Pink Stripe WordPress Theme Designed by Joni Mueller &
Don’t ask me, you bloated whore.
Comment by k — October 6, 2007 @ 3:18 am
Maybe she didn’t want to announce anything in case she had a miscarriage… Who would want to go through a loss like that in the public eye?
Comment by Kay — October 7, 2007 @ 9:52 pm