You Know Posh Is Jealous. That’s Why She Wore Green.
I don’t know why Posh would want to step out with Dita Von Teese. Posh doesn’t want anyone around her that looks better than she does, and let’s face it…when it comes to glamour, Dita rocks it better than almost anyone out there. She makes Posh look like a bra-stuffing, Sun-In-Highlights-abusing, ten-dollar-mall-kiosk-sunglasses-wearing, Payless-Shoes-buying, self-tanner-overdosing, losing-Homecoming-Queen-candidate of some reform school in the middle of Cornsweat, Iowa.
Seriously. I think Dita is one of the most beautiful women in Celebritywood today. I do want to know what level SPF sunscreen she uses…it must be SPF 1000 Ghost Level. And I so have to get my brows done like that. [scribbles to-do list]
For your viewing pleasure, here are Posh and Dita arriving at the Chanel show in Paris. We’ll never see these two together again.
 
 
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Dita’s sexy.
Comment by joLIE — October 6, 2007 @ 9:04 am
She’s like a cross between Ava Gardner and Liz Taylor at their most beautiful. What she ever saw in Marilyn Manson I will never understand.
Posh on the other hand looks, like her body is trying to eat itself. See that’s what a debilitating case of jealousy and self-loathing will do to you. She’s just gross.
Comment by Dawn — October 6, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
I’ve seen other pictures of Dita with little to no makeup, and she is STILL a gorgeous woman.
Posh, otoh, just looks used up.
Posh is in your face overt trying-too-hard-and-failing sexuality. Dita is subtle (well, most of the time) and that is the sexiest thing of all. She’s sexy without trying.
Comment by k — October 6, 2007 @ 1:59 pm