Britney Spears Jumps On Justin Timberlake’s “SexyBack” – What Took Her So Long?
In our minute-by-minute, play-by-play in the life of Britney Spears, it seems the paps don’t just act as her barista, gas attendant, tire changer, false complimenter and ultimate enabler, but they make music purchases as well. How much you wanna bet our little Britster falls for a pap and they live snappily ever after. Heh, did you catch that? I made a little jokey. Yes, it was very little.
Moving on….Britney was snapped this past weekend doing all sorts of sketchy things. On Saturday she had a pap buy her the latest CD by her ex, Justin Timberlake’s hot selling SexyBack/Future Sex Sounds, which has been out for almost a year. The pap tried to keep it under wraps, but Brit was overheard asking for it, so we all know now that she’s jonesing for some JT. That’s a very good CD btw. I was all over SexyBack WAY before it was released — because I’m in the biz. Or something like that.
Prior to Brit’s stop at the music store, she made her first of a thrice daily Starbucks habit and got a Venti Frappucino with extra whipped cream. That stuff is addicting! And fattening!!!
Brit then stopped at the gas station. Damn, I go to the gas station like once every two weeks. Granted I am a hermit and rarely leave my humble little shack, but it sure seems like Brit’s stopping at a gas station like everyday. She may be the number one reason for our current gas prices and energy shortage. Which makes me wonder, how does she keep running out of gas, despite daily visits? Cra-ZY!
Britney is also said to be holding open calls for dancers today at Millennium Dance Studio in LA. Any freak can show up according to TMZ. Book me a flight, cuz’ my dance techniques are unstoppable. Or at least unwatchable.
It is rumored the dancers will be for an upcoming video of Brit’s to promote her new album. I sure hope it’s better than the one for Gimme More, which looks like something our local junior high AV club came up with, but worse. There’s also some hints Britney might be planning a tour, which I have to think is some kind of pipe dream after smoking tainted crack. Homegirl is NOT ready to go on tour. She can barely make it to Starbucks without crashing and burning, I just can’t see this happening.
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I say we hop a plane now! I know I can Starbucks and Cheeto with the best of them! You with me?
You do still have that out-of-country credit card you sent off for, right? Coz this sort of opportunity don’t pay for itself, you know, and I am not getting to Cali like I did last time.
Comment by k — October 15, 2007 @ 8:41 am
I believe she also went to Rite-Aid for makeup – I saw a shot of her on another site, and I could swear she was reaching for the Wet-n-Wild! And, handing her credit card to paparazzi? Um…couldn’t she have just ordered that CD online, and had it come in the mail? And what happened to the new blond assistant she’s been dragging around? Did she eat that one already? (BTW my latest theory is that the “new” Britney Spears is actually a zombie.)
Comment by Mitsu — October 15, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Well, now…some of the new stuff WnW has been coming out with lately has been pretty good. Their MegaEyes shadow singles and trios are nice and long-lasting, and their Pout Protector kept my lips from sunburn this summer. They’ve made a lot of improvements.
But I do remember when WnW was the makeup of choice for junior high dances, Halloween, and strippers….heh. A middle-aged woman I used to work with wore the most hideous shade of WnW lavender frost lipstick, and she stocked up on it. Please, God, never let me go there!
Seriously, check out makeupalley.com for reviews.
Okay, now that my secret is out………she couldn’t order the CD because that would involve waiting! Immediate gratification, you know! Gimme gimme more!
Comment by k — October 15, 2007 @ 9:18 am
Oh yeah…I forgot about the instant gratification thing. Of course! *slaps head* How could I overlook that? And, of course, the opportunity to show off her latest sexy styles to the media. That cannot be missed – after all, she has a new album to promote.
As for WnW – I hadn’t realized they had moved beyond the junior high school phase, but all I know is when I wear their lipstick my lips start burning and the skin peels off of them. Do not want!
Comment by Mitsu — October 15, 2007 @ 10:49 am
Oh, the LIPSTICK….now THAT is a different story. Truly horrid, that WnW lipstick stuff. Now, the Pout Protector is more of a minty chapstick with shine or glitters. I used it for some SPF this summer.
But yeah, WnW lipstick is horrid. And don’t try their H2O mascara!!! Just trust me on that one!!!
Comment by k — October 15, 2007 @ 10:53 am
Well, you will both like this one. The always accurate and in the back pocket of Britney herself, X17, are stating that she asked for “Timbaland’s” new cd, not Timberlake. To which my reply is: What’s the difference?
The beats be the same Brit!
Comment by D — October 15, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
Oh, and WnW is some nasty, nasty stuff. I like Rimmel for my cheap cosmetics purchases. It’s just a step above WnW. But that step makes all the difference
Comment by D — October 15, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
All I ever wear is lipstick and some mascara anyway. I’ve got no use for all that other stuff.
I go to X17 for sheer humor value, to see the nasty-looking photos of Britney they post and then the inane, ridiculously upbeat stuff they write under them. Like when she went in that Quizno’s bathroom wearing the wrinkled pillowcase or whatever that was, and her hair was all hacked up, and they said, “What do you think of Britney’s hair short? Do you like it?” I just laughed. “Our girl looks so cute!” Hahahahahaha…she must be paying them a lot of money for them to be willing to make such fools of themselves.
Comment by Mitsu — October 15, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
I used to wear lots of Rimmel. I still wear some of their nail polishes, and eyeshadow, but I’ve found that most makeup breaks me out anymore. It’s like my skin has begun revolting. About all I can wear for foundation any more is Physician’s Formula mineral powder.
But two of my favoritest lipsticks are made by Rimmel…Airy Fairy and Paradise, I think they are the Lasting Color line. Fab!
Oh, and my old everyday standby…Bonne Bell Dr, Pepper Lipsmacker.
Comment by k — October 15, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
Oh, and here’s a question….Brit just petitioned the court for overnights with her sons, and was awarded one overnight visit per week, monitored by a court monitor.
So how is she going to do overnight visits when she is on tour???
Way to think ahead, folks!!!
Comment by k — October 16, 2007 @ 10:22 am
I thought of that too. Honestly she doesn’t seem ready for a tour, unless it’s just some quickie shows like she did at HOB. She really doesn’t seem like she has it together enough to pull that off. She may end up mysteriously canceling, just like she no-showed for those dancer auditions two days in a row. I think if she does try, it could be a total disaster…it could make or break her. Who knows, maybe she thinks she’ll be able to take her kids with her on tour – come to think of it, she probably does!
Comment by Mitsu — October 16, 2007 @ 11:55 am