To cover this apparent mistake, she then told everyone it was “true love” between her and Rick. She was quoted as being “delighted” and “blessed by fate”, but originally asked Rick not to reveal the “pregnancy” until she was sure it was real, and would go to term.

Unfortunately, he told the world anyway, and they then decided to pretend to be “delierioulsy happy about it.” Pam decided to press for a “shot-gun” wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!

Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A “pregnancy” would prevent her from working.

So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a “sleaze ball”. Although they both plan to milk their story for every penny, Pam is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong. Pulling scams for publicicty is one thing Pam and Rick do have in common.

Likely escape plans include;

Another “miscarraige”, or the “discovery” that the home pregnancy test produced a “false positive” result,(this part of the plan is running now); folowed by a divorce in a few months,(based on made up reports of his abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another “comeback” in 6 - 8 months.

Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!

The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick’s gambling, with Sir Richard Branson, was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.

If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular “slime-ball” existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!

As more details of her false pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.

She approched Robin Leach, to make her “non-pregnancy” announcement, as he appears to be a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent “revelations” will take place via similar routes.

The marraige was built on lies and sand, and as soon as the tide sweeps back in, it will collapse!