Pamela Anderson Wants Me To Give You A Message
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Dear k:
Could you please tell your readers that I am not pregnant? kthxbai
xoxo Pam
So there, I’ve done my civic duty for the day. Don’t expect me to do something like donate blood or donate to a homeless shelter now. One person can only do so much, I can’t save the world.
Pammy confirmed to Robin Leach (seriously? Robin Leach, he of champagne wishes and caviar dreams? I thought he died) that she is most definitely not in this particular club:
Sex-queen Pamela Anderson made a special plea late last night (WED) to me saying “Please tell everybody- categorically I am not pregnant†Pamela who reads Luxe Life said the internet rumors that flashed around the world yesterday began when In Touch magazine reported she was two-months pregnant.
“Its just not true†she told me when we sat alongside in neighboring VIP booths on the dance floor of the TRYST nightclub in the WYNN resort casino. “I would tell you if it was.†Pamela was celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne with four male friends including her longtime best vegas friend, former Zumanity dancer Hejus.
So there you have it. Straight from the horse’s mouth, as it were. Pam Anderson is definitely not pregnant. Until such time as she is pregnant, in which case she will definitely be pregnant. Unless she’s not.
Personally, I could care less, other than being concerned about any sort of spawn that this duo might manage to mesh together in the petri dish that is Pam’s reproductive system and Rick’s moneymaker. I mean, between the two of them, they could populate Vegas with new strains of STD’s. Ever read Stephen King’s The Stand? Remember that disease?
After all, don’t forget that this is the guy who slept with Paris Hilton, and they say that you’ve slept with everyone that your partner has slept with.
So between Pam and Rick, that would calculate to…to…
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Crap, my calculator exploded.
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Comment by tom — October 16, 2007 @ 1:20 am
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Comment by tom — October 16, 2007 @ 1:22 am
yo pam ru sure ur not pregnant
Comment by tom — October 16, 2007 @ 1:24 am
Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the nfamous “indecent proposal” story was pure fiction, and all part of a “publicity stunt”. However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.
To cover this apparent mistake, she then told everyone it was “true love” between her and Rick. She was quoted as being “delighted” and “blessed by fate”, but originally asked Rick not to reveal the “pregnancy” until she was sure it was real, and would go to term.
Unfortunately, he told the world anyway, and they then decided to pretend to be “delierioulsy happy about it.” Pam decided to press for a “shot-gun” wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!
Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A “pregnancy” would prevent her from working.
So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a “sleaze ball”. Although they both plan to milk their story for every penny, Pam is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong. Pulling scams for publicicty is one thing Pam and Rick do have in common.
Likely escape plans include;
Another “miscarraige”, or the “discovery” that the home pregnancy test produced a “false positive” result,(this part of the plan is running now); folowed by a divorce in a few months,(based on made up reports of his abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another “comeback” in 6 - 8 months.
Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!
The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick’s gambling, with Sir Richard Branson, was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.
If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular “slime-ball” existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!
As more details of her false pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.
She approched Robin Leach, to make her “non-pregnancy” announcement, as he appears to be a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent “revelations” will take place via similar routes.
The marraige was built on lies and sand, and as soon as the tide sweeps back in, it will collapse!
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