Britney Calls Commissioner Gordon An Old Fart
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You know something? I took some flack for reporting it, but maybe TMZ was right about Brit’s day in court.
Us is reporting that Britney was overheard October 11 in a Neiman-Marcus dressing room, hours after leaving court, saying all sorts of incredibly interesting things. She commandeered a handicapped dressing room, just so she could try on Juicy Couture dresses. But that was the boring part. The really juicy stuff was next:
Then, after belting out Rihanna’s “Umbrella,” [which, btw, was offered to Brit, and she turned it down] Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, “F-k that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can’t we have the dog messengered over?”
But Spears — within earshot of an Us reporter and other shoppers — saved her choicest words for the judge in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, L.A. County commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose court she had just departed after a 45-minute face-off.
“I hate my judge,” Spears declared to Bret. “He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.”
Her verdict?
“His job is to sit there and tell people what to do,” Spears said. “And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”
Just hearsay? Is it hearsay when Brit is here, saying it?Â
Now Britney may be a lot of things, but one thing she is not and that is blind. She knew that there was a reporter there. She knew she wasn’t alone and that there were other people around. And she did not care.
I wrote at the time that she was nasty to the judge, and apparently she really was. You know, Brit, this is no way to get your kids back. What you do is this…you kowtow as much as possible to the judge (that’s bowing and stuff, not the long stuffed caramel candy by Goetze that you buy at the checkout) and you say things like “Yes, Sir,” and “No, Sir” and you show up when you’re supposed to and you don’t get totally wasted and you don’t…oh, forget it. You’ll never understand.
The above is yet another photo of Brit singlehandedly destroying the ozone layer, one gallon at a time, by showing up at yet another gas station and allowing her best friends the paps to perform a full service on her car. What, does she get five bucks in gas each time? And in case you can’t read her jacket, it says “F**K OFF LOVER BOY”. Oh, and it’s backwards, just so we could make sure and see it. I wonder if she colored it in with Sean Preston’s crayons?
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A day without Britney is like a day without light…oh…and numerous opportunities to observe the mentally challenged meandering their way through life.
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