Lindsay’s New Man And His Ex Are Taking It To MySpace
In related news, I’m going to start calling this guy K-Giles. Or R-Fed. I haven’t decided yet.Â
UPDATE: I think I’m going with R-Fed. Whaddya think?
Ohhh…it’s gettin’ good now. I’m not even kidding.
Lindsay Lohan’s new guy, Riley Giles, and his ex-girlfriend, Bree Tierney, are slinging the poo at each other on MySpace, and it ain’t pretty. Apparently they both are accusing each other of leaking secrets to the media, of lies and counter-lies and counter-counter-lies and possibly even a few dining-room-table-lies. And it’s all on MySpace, the high school prom of the internets.
Here’s a selection from one of the more scintillating discussions:
From: Riley
Date: 17/10/2007
peoples chasin you down? you serious? nobody knew about u until u ran to the media! our engagement was NEVER official, just somethin we talked about, idk wut to do im just so mad over this whole situation, was that you spreadin my mugshot all ovea the internet as well? REALLY low. u WERE my rock. i thought things were gonna change but u had to go and ruin it, im not starstruck by anyomne, you just dont get it AT all. karam DOES suck, i just dont get why your talkin to everyone, its no ones business but OURS. we needa have a chat, SERIOUSLY 1 on 1, god knows who ur gonna sell this f****n message to
From: breezkie
Date: Oct 17, 2007 11:02 PM
i didnt run my mouth they found me! they knew about nicole and everything i dont know how theyed get her name. our names are repoted as our last address and they knew who i was so they came to me to find me like 5 diff mags i have a lawyer now cause of all this shit theyre attackin me holmes. i agree we need to have a 1 on 1 talk, yah know some closure r whatever. it can be totally private i wont let any one know. same would have to go for you though! You down?
Fascinating. It’s like a James Bond story, all mystery and intrigue and villans and sex. I’m jsut waiting for the super-fantastical fight scene, with all sorts of special effects and stuff blowing up and stuff. Riley seems like the type who would like that. Oh yeah, and his ex and his current in bikinis, with flamethrowers. You know he’s waiting for that! And don’t you love how they’re all urban? That’s becasue lily-white people in Utah are all yo up in da hood ya no holmes. (yeah, well that stunk, probably because I’m lily white too) If you were trying to make yourself look more moronic, you succeeded. Yay for you!
I tried reading it on MySpace, but Bree has set hers to private and Riley has removed his blog. Basically, if you read through the comments, most of the guys are just happy that he’s banging “freckle t*ts”, a few of them are saying that it is either Bree or Riley’s friends who are leaking secrets to the media, and some of them seem to be lost.
This can’t turn out well. You know, I really want Lindsay to succeed, but I have a feeling she’s going to have to dump this loser to do it. And I have a question….do these people not realize that MySpace is pretty much public? It isn’t like private email! Um, HELLO?
So, basically, somebody is lying. Bree, Riley, Lindsay, The National Enquirer, someone. Somebody isn’t telling the whole truth here, and I won’t rest until I find out who…….wait, are those chocolate chip cookies?
(thanks to Michael at dlisted, who would never sell my MySpace chats)
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I am telling you - Michael is the stable one now in the Lohan clan. Mark my words.
Comment by Me — October 19, 2007 @ 9:38 am
Lohan is beautiful as Bathsheba!
Comment by kwamearch — November 6, 2007 @ 12:46 pm