Britney Stands Up Parent Coach, Will This Be The Final Straw?
Are you sitting down? Because we have shocking news to report: Britney doesn’t like being told what to do.
Not even if it means losing her baby boys for good.
By now, most people are aware Britney’s had some issues keeping herself on the straight and narrow since losing custody of her kids. LA County Commissioner Scott “Old Fart” Gordon mandated she abide by certain rules in order for her to maintain or, in her case, gain custody of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, but Brit just can’t seem to get it together.
First it was getting a valid driver’s license. After some effort, she managed to do that, but not without some mishaps. Like a pending hit and run case she has yet to officially settle.
Then there’s the whole random drug testing issue. Commish Gordon said she must make herself available for random drug testing each week, but just yesterday we discovered Britney again lost visitation rights because she gave the court either erroneous contact numbers, or at the very minimum, out of date information. Her lawyer used the excuse of bad cellular reception in Malibu, to which the collective world rolled their eyes and let out a grown.
I mean COME ON. Or as k would say, “Um Hellllll-OOOOOO!”
Let us not forget the court order which states neither Brit nor baby-daddy K-Fed are permitted to consume alcohol or drugs 12 hours prior to their scheduled visits, an order Britney violated immediately when she was photographed drinking alcohol after midnight on the day she was to take custody of SPF and JJ.
Now it turns out that Britney’s parenting coach is exasperated having to deal with “coaching” Britney, and has asked the court to cancel the at-home visits due to their utter futility. TMZ reports on the matter:
Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.
We’re told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere. Seems like Britney was ignoring the coach — like everyone else who gives her advice.
And get this — after the court hearing last week, as Britney got in the elevator, she said, “Why didn’t he (the Commissioner) lock down the building for me?”
How do we even respond to this? Now, I am exasperated to be perfectly frank. Dealing with Britney must be like dealing with a 3-year-old, but worse, because at least you can rationalize why a 3-year-old won’t listen to logic. THEY’RE 3!
Britney, I don’t want to dislike you. I want to see you succeed, turn your life around, make a 180 degree turn and make us all look like FOOLS. Nothing would bring me a greater sense of satisfaction than to watch you prove your critics wrong and become a good mother to your sons.
No one blames you fully for your problems. Clearly you have been robbed of a childhood and thrown into a world which is far too difficult for you to manage with your “limited resources.” This, however, does not excuse you of your endless poor judgment, selfish,inconsiderate behavior, and your unwillingness to follow very simple rules.
Do you even care about your kids? Seriously? Why did you have children if you were going to treat them so callously and with such deliberate contempt. Enough with the excuses, enough with the charade. Maybe it is time you admit you don’t want them back and let them live out a normal life without your disruptive behavior in their lives. It would be the kindest and most selfless act you’ve ever done.
I weep for your sons.
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:0 Shocking. That’s why I think she is literally and figuratively in LALA land – she really has no clue that these are the people that could take away the rights to her children forever. Wow. No words.
Comment by ebayer — October 19, 2007 @ 3:14 pm
This really leaves me astounded and speechless.
In 12-step meetings and philosophy they talk about people who don’t recognize that there is any power greater than themselves. I myself never quite “got” this, as it always has seemed to me that there were many, many things greater than myself out there, all just waiting to squash me like an insect. Lol. Anyway, I thought that surely this wasn’t an actual description of how some people think, surely this was sort of an exaggeration. Well, I think we may have found a true example in Britney.
Appropriately, the entire quote (Step Two of the 12 steps) is “came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.” Key word, there, “sanity.” Maybe it’s going to take divine intervention to bring her back to the same planet we all live on. Good luck, Britney.
Comment by Mitsu — October 19, 2007 @ 4:51 pm
She seems to fit the profile of a narcissist, sadly I don’t think she is capable of seflessless and kind acts for other people, let alone her children. Her needs take priority over those of others. She is never without her team of bodyguards, assistants and hanger ons to reinforce this behavior. So her envioronment will always be about what Britney needs and that is not a healthy environment for children to be in.
Comment by Val — October 19, 2007 @ 7:45 pm
I have felt this was coming for months. I fear that she may be a lost cause; that even a total reversal of fortune–ie. the public is so disgusted with her that they boycott her products–resulting in bankruptcy (which wouldn’t take long, considering her spendthrift lifestyle) so that she could no longer keep sycophants on the payroll, still wouldn’t bring her back to reality. Brit will just see herself as a victim and never have the self-actualization she so desperately needs. She has a life sentence as the spoiled, egocentric princess her mom raised her to be.
Those poor, poor little boys. I certainly hope Kevin stands up finally to be the man they need for a father.
Comment by Adrianne — October 19, 2007 @ 8:53 pm