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10/29/2007 (3:29 pm)

Paris Hilton’s Frightening Halloween Costume

I realize that Paris probably thinks she looks sexy in this Alice and Wonderland get-up, but if you look again, you can see Marilyn Manson trying to claw his way out of her diseased body. Come to think of it, those two would make a great couple: the Prince of Darkness and the Heiress of Whoreville.

More of Paris being an ass after the jump. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Posted by D
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Skanks and Skanky-Hos, Sluts, Soulless Whores

18 Comments »

Oh thanks.

I so didn’t need to see her droopy backside!

Comment by k — October 29, 2007 @ 3:58 pm

Oh, you so enjoyed that.

*Barf*

P.s. you better hope the STD’s don’t jump out and get you, at that range you might lose your eyesight!

Comment by D — October 29, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

No joke! At least let me get my safety goggles before you unleash something like that!

Comment by k — October 29, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

So, I guess Halloween is about demons and scary things that go bump in the night after all, eh? Because,

…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs screaming from the room waving hands in the air*

Comment by Mitsu — October 29, 2007 @ 5:50 pm

p.s.

Why is her butt crooked?

Comment by Mitsu — October 29, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

p.p.s.

I’ve seen Marilyn Manson in concert, and he’s not half as scary as Paris is, not by a long shot! He falls into the category of “nice people I would have over for dinner” whereas she doesn’t.

Comment by Mitsu — October 29, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

Because she has one of the baggiest behinds ever seen.

Comment by k — October 29, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

Well did you see the wonky breastage in the shots of her last costume? That’s just weird. Mine don’t ever do that!

http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=4652

Comment by Mitsu — October 29, 2007 @ 8:47 pm

Maybe she got buttcheek implants?

Comment by crazymom — October 29, 2007 @ 9:29 pm

Well, one is migrating!

Comment by k — October 29, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

Mitsu, I think her boobage is doing that because they are mosquito bites, and she’s trying to force them to look huge. Some women are just not born to have deep cleavage!

Comment by k — October 29, 2007 @ 9:57 pm

She’s trying to force her chest tissue to look like it’s part of a breast. They’re all like folded over and stuff. Why would someone go out in public looking like that? yuck.

Comment by Mitsu — October 29, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

Mitsu…you do remember that we’re talking about Paris Hilton, right?

Comment by k — October 30, 2007 @ 12:43 am

Oh yeah. That’s right - she of the “can-can.”

It just boggles the mind how some people have no class. Actually she goes beyond that, she embodies anti-class. (That’s kind of like anti-matter, you see. Hmm, I wonder what happens if you put her together with, say, Audrey Hepburn? Do you get gamma rays?)

Comment by Mitsu — October 30, 2007 @ 1:16 am

Well, at least she’s hospitable. Or that’s what the new Hilton commercials imply. We all know there’s an open invitation to her crotch.

Comment by D — October 30, 2007 @ 7:24 am

I am blessedly TV-free, so I haven’t seen those. I’m sure there’s a lot of other trash culture I’m missing out on, oh well.

Comment by Mitsu — October 30, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

that slut needs to come up with her own idea!! marilyn would eat paris (if you know what i mean)!! and maybe if she wasnt such a slut she wouldnt go to Jail!! ICON MY ASS

Comment by mm — October 30, 2007 @ 3:34 pm