But seriously. I can understand paying big bucks for retouching and photography. I’ve done some retouching work and it’s worth the pay. But makeup and hair??? Even high-end professional makeup doesn’t cost even $30K. Makeup artists are trained, yes, but how many does she need?

And EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS A DAY??? For applying her makeup??? I’m in the wrong business.

Dee-va.

Does she have so many hits that the word “album” needs to be plural? I have never liked J-blow.

As a Latina myself, I don’t appreciate that she can’t even speak decent Spanish, yet sells herself as Latina in order to sell albums or movies. I hate the way she sounds when she sings in Spanish, because you can tell she’s singing phonetically and not “for reals.”

It is for that and a few other reasons I won’t go into here that I just can’t stand her.