Death watch for the goldfish – hilarious!

…although, in almost every picture I see of him, he’s always got that look on his face like, “How do I get away from this crazy lady?” He’s always looking down at the ground like he’s considering jumping.

My burning question is where did she find this Sam Lufti fellow and are they making “sexytime” because the very thought of Britney making sexytime brings into mind the phrase “if the trailer’s rockin’ don’t come knockin” and images of an alternately sobbing and babbling Britney running around naked saying “Do I look fat in this y’all?” or “where’s my smokes? I’m done sexied out, I need my smokes.”

She used to be so pretty, what the hell happened?

On the plus side, she appears to be one of the few celebs who actually carry cash. How rare is that????

Someone really ought to approach her about a reality show, like “The Anne Nicole Show” and “Being Bobby Brown.” At least this way she’d have an actual reason for being followed by a camera crew. I never watched “Idiotic” – oh wait, it was “Chaotic” but I think I’d watch “Being Britney Spears” because now she’s way more “trainwreck-y” than before.