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11/19/2007 (2:33 pm)

Julia Roberts Needs Handicapped Parking, She’s Apparently Blind

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We are not above making fun of America’s beloved Julia Roberts. Sure she’s the original “Firecrotch” but she’s also a known homewrecker, runaway bride, serial birthgiver and now apparently, a handicap.

Pretty woman Roberts and her cameraman hubby Danny Moder were out shopping in Malibu yesterday and their lazy, selfish, inconsiderate arses used a designated handicap space typically reserved for people with some sort of disability or mobility issues.

Yes, I realize that this is a petty complaint, but come on, you don’t live your life trying to perpetuate some kind of sweet and innocent persona and then turn around and use the handicap spots to go shopping. Honestly Julia, that’s what the Associate of The Month parking spot it for.

Divas!

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Posted by D
Filed under: Celebrity Culture, Julia Roberts, Scandal

6 Comments »

  1. Maybe Paw-Paw lent them his van with the handicap plates?

    Comment by crazymom — November 19, 2007 @ 4:06 pm

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  2. I hadn’t thought of that. That’s an entirely different matter.

    Comment by D — November 19, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

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  3. Can’t stand Julia Roberts. This just adds to my reasons.

    Comment by k — November 19, 2007 @ 4:44 pm

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  4. Julia walked in the store before Danny parked in the space. It’s Danny’s fault. She pointed it out to him when they got back to the car. Quit blaming Julia. You people should stop being so high and mighty. And quit rushing to false conclusions.

    Comment by Jesse — November 19, 2007 @ 6:52 pm

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  5. Well, speaking for myself, I NEVER park in a handicap spot, so I do feel the authority to be high and mighty in this situation. I am also not a husband stealer, which is an even more loathsome habit of celebrities.

    Comment by D — November 19, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

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  6. Oh my gosh, it’s totally Danny’s fault! Thanks, Jesse, for pointing that out. I never would have come to that conclusion on my own! What would I do without your wise words of wisdom to guide me down this twisted path called celebrity life?

    Now I know it was all Danny’s fault. That makes it all right then, as long as America’s Sweetheart Julia Roberts is safe from blame. I will sleep the sleep of babies tonight, knowing that the record has been set straight.

    Comment by k — November 19, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

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