GlossLip » Please, NO! Britney Pregnant With Twins By…KEVIN?

11/29/2007 (5:45 pm)

Please, NO! Britney Pregnant With Twins By…KEVIN?

Okay, this has GOT to be Brit playing a joke on ~~her best friends~~ the paparazzi. But apparently she told X17 that she IS pregnant…and the daddy is none other than Kevin Federline!

Britney wants to know who the hell started rumors about her being pregnant with music producer JR Rotem’s baby ’cause SHE’S telling X17 she’s pregnant with Kevin’s twins, y’all!!!

There was just too much pap chaos as Britney attempted to do some shopping last night at Target and at Barnes & Noble so she called in the cops! But Sam was by her side, holding her hand, always there for her, looking fondly at Brit (you see where I’m going with this, people? :).

But seriously, folks, Sam told me yesterday “It’s a lie,” when I asked about the JR report.

I really don’t see this as happening. Well, I can see Brit totally going after Kevin, but I can’t see him returning the favor.

Or…could it be true? What do you think?

It’s too horrible to contemplate. I can’t type any more. My fingers are threatening to jump off and throw themselves in traffic if I write anything else about it.

Oh, and here are your tax dollars at work, escorting Brit back to her car after she created a mob scene at the store. Can’t she have someone do that for her? Don’t they have things like catalogs and the Internet out there in LaLa Land? Why does she have to go out on these silly little errands Every. Single. Day. when she knows it is just going to create mass hysteria?