Comments on: Did Britney Get Freaky At A Hustler Store? http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/ Celebrity gossip from our lips to yours Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:49:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: crazymom http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/#comment-17028 crazymom Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:26:57 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/#comment-17028 She *IS* "barely legal" -- she only got her driver's license a few weeks ago!! :) Why the hell is she buying panties anyway, it's not like she's going to even wear them!!!!!! And what about that stupidity about going into Barnes & Noble because she was jonesing for the freakin' Uber-Venti Vanilla Latte with extra whip? WTF?? Why cause all that ruckus, just go through the damn $tarbuck$ drive-through! That just defies logic. Oh wait... nevermind. She *IS* “barely legal” — she only got her driver’s license a few weeks ago!! :)
Why the hell is she buying panties anyway, it’s not like she’s going to even wear them!!!!!!
And what about that stupidity about going into Barnes & Noble because she was jonesing for the freakin’ Uber-Venti Vanilla Latte with extra whip? WTF?? Why cause all that ruckus, just go through the damn $tarbuck$ drive-through! That just defies logic.
Oh wait… nevermind.

]]> By: k http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/#comment-16998 k Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:00:58 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/#comment-16998 As long as she doesn't bring home a Frogman! You know what happens then! As long as she doesn’t bring home a Frogman! You know what happens then!

]]> By: D http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/#comment-16997 D Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:52:04 +0000 http://glosslip.com/2007/11/30/did-britney-get-freaky-at-a-hustler-store/#comment-16997 You know, as much as I LOVE picking on Brit (and I do so love it) I really feel sorry for her. She's like a hopeless hillbilly stuck in Beverly Hills. Like Ellie May but with far, far, far, far, far less class and too much sex on the brain. "Hey y'all, you done seen my critters. One of them 'scaped and I can't find it. Ooooh, dar it is swimming around in that there cement pond." Hillbillies are endearing. You know, as much as I LOVE picking on Brit (and I do so love it) I really feel sorry for her. She’s like a hopeless hillbilly stuck in Beverly Hills. Like Ellie May but with far, far, far, far, far less class and too much sex on the brain.

“Hey y’all, you done seen my critters. One of them ’scaped and I can’t find it. Ooooh, dar it is swimming around in that there cement pond.”

Hillbillies are endearing.

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