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11/30/2007 (2:35 pm)

Kelli Pickler Is Either A Comedic Genius, Or, A Complete Moron

Remember Kelli Pickler? She a contestant on American Idol and people were drawn to her because of her sweet southern girl charm. Kelli’s daddy was in prison and her biological mother gave her up when she was just two-years-old. She was raised mostly by her grandparents in North Carolina. She really does come across as sweet and appealing.

Ryan Seacrest used to poke fun at her “naivete” while she was a contestant on AI Season 5. I had always assumed her “dumb” hillbilly shtick was just that, a shtick, but apparently she is either perfected it for comedic effect, or is kind of dumb.

That said, my first guess was that Budapest was the capital of Czech Republic, but somehow I knew that wasn’t right, because then what would that make Prague? Anyways, just in case y’all didn’t know, Europe is NOT a country and Budapest is NOT the capital of France, which is a country. But you guys already knew that. Sadly, Kelli didn’t.

Courtesy of Perez Hilton who “pooped his pants three or four times, unexpectedly, unwillingly, unhappily and so traumatically that he remembers each instance to this day.”

Posted by D
Filed under: American Idol, Big Dummies

3 Comments

  1. it just goes to show you…you can take the girl out of the hills, but you can’t take the hills out of the girl. sweet jesus, i really despise white trash and stupidity!!

    Comment by D-Bomb — November 30, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

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  3. sigh. Your tax dollars at work.

    Comment by crazymom — November 30, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

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