Celeb Blotter: Britney Spears B-Day, Jennifer Love’s Assets, Jessica Sierra’s Full Moon Fever
So much news to cover and so little time to cover it. So, in the interest of the space-time continuum, here’s a little round up for you from the Celeb Weekend Blotter.
Britney Spears never fails to entertain, or disappoint for that matter. This past weekend, the ratted-weave mistress of the fame-induced psychosis had an impromptu birthday celebration while attending a private party at the Scandinavian Style Mansion Saturday night. Britney, who turned 26 at the stroke of midnight was attending an event hosted by Sharon Stone to help promote Scandinavian brands. What, like Ikea? I love that store!
Brit, accompanied by her ubiquitous pals Alli Sims and Osama “Sam” Lufti, was presented with a small cake and they all sang to the disheveled pop star who was enjoying all the attention. That is, until PARIS HILTON showed up. Paris, never one to make a quiet entrance took all her clothes off and stood there hogging all the paps fawning, picture snapping. No, she didn’t but I bet you weren’t shocked to read that were you? So, the big story here is Britney, turned a private party into her own birthday bash and then, showing a tremendously amount of magnanimity allowed Paris to party with her later at the Four Seasons until the wee hours of Sunday, despite stealing Brit’s thunder.
Baby steps people. Now that Brit’s 26, perhaps she will start exhibiting the maturity level of a 4-year old? Her first acquired skill: sharing. Oh, and did we mention Brit had the boys the next day? Nothing like violating that 12-hour drinking ban the court order. A hung-over Mommy is better than no Mommy. I guess. (oh and maybe it’s just me, but Brit looks like a sped student in that top pic)
Jennifer Love Hewitt, once the wet-dream of teen boys when she was a star on “Party of Five,” had grown into a beautiful, buxom and voluptuous woman. Sadly though, by Hollywood’s standards she’s downright obese and on the verge of exploding.
Photos circulated last week of the “Ghost Whisperer” star on vacation with her fiance actor Ross McCall, and rather than appreciating the young woman’s lust for life, they emphasized her other assets. Yes, it’s true her butt is a bit wide and dimply, but if you look at other pics of her she has a flat stomach, a beautiful bustline and thinnish legs. Some people are just genetically predisposed to having wide butts. Should she maybe do some pilates, a little weight-lifting, perhaps some lunges? Sure, we should all strive to be in good shape, but by no means does her ass take away from her otherwise appealing frame. Jennifer made a statement on her blog regarding the criticism, and I may be in the minority, but I give her props for her overall attitude towards a positive body image:
“Like all women out there should, I love my body, I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.“A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful. … To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.”
I couldn’t agree more, although I don’t who she is referring to being a size two. I know size two people, and well, with all due respect, J-Love isn’t one of them. But it’s all good, you go ahead and rock that booty.
For the next story, we must drop really far down on the celeb food chain to relay the story of a rough looking Jessica Sierra. Some of you may remember Jessica as a failed contestant on “American Idol Season Four.” Two weeks ago Jessica was placed on probation for an incident that took place in a Tampa bar. Jessica was accused of hitting a man in the eye with a glass and after her arrest for that incident, was later found to have a small amount of cocaine in her possession.
She missed her court date because she was in “rehab,” which just so happened to part of a new VH1 reality series about celebs in rehab. Clearly rehabs didn’t work, because Sierra was Saturday for yet another drunken mishap, but this time she may have really done a number on herself. Besides resisting arrest in a 
violent and disruptive manner, she offered officers sexual favors if they’d let her go and proceeded to hurl racial epithets as well as other vulgarities at the officers who were trying to restrain her. She also barfed in the back of their cruiser, which I am sure they appreciated.
Jessica’s mug shot from her first arrest can be enjoyed above. Here’s the latest with Jessica looking even better. More details from The Smoking Gun.
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