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12/06/2007 (12:12 am)

Kiefer Sutherland Checks Into County Jail

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I just can’t get elated about this. While I typically rejoice at the misery of celebs out of sheer spite and nastiness, I just can’t feel happy about Kiefer’s DUI bust. Although, he was certainly due for a bust.

Just last Christmas Keifer beat the crap out of a Christmas tree just for looking at him funny. Of course he was stinkin’ drunk, but hey, CTU agent Jack Bauer isn’t taken any bullsh*t, not even from a ten-foot blinking, festive white pine. Mind your pins and needles beeyotch!

So anyway, the top pic Jack, er I mean, Kiefer’s mugshot. Sutherland is due for 48 days of lockdown and he opted for Glendale County Jail over the LA County Jail. Can’t say as I blame him. A handsome lad like that doesn’t need any extra attention from certain angry jail-types. If you know what I mean.

Maybe it’s just me, but Kiefer looks like he’s killing terrorist with his mind powers in that picture. I feel safer just having looked at it. Better stay in hiding OSAMA LUFTI, Jack will get you, even behind bars!

Posted by D
Filed under: Crimes and Punishment, Drunks, Kiefer Sutherland

1 Comment

  1. Kiefer did not fight the Christmas Tree because he was drunk. Yes, he was celebrating Chirstmas and the group had been partaking. At the time he was touring w/ the band he was producing. The entire thing is in the docum. I Trust You To Kill Me. It was a joke and he paid for the tree. Another perfect example of the media only getting part of the story correct.

    Comment by billie — December 6, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

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