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12/10/2007 (9:57 pm)

David Beckham In His Y-Fronts, For Those Of You Who Like That Sort Of Thing

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No pun intended.

David Beckham is now the new face, and a few other things, of Emporio Armani Underwear and has completed one of the modeling shoots, which will be debuting in Vanity Fair in February.

Now, I have to admit, I’ve never quite understood the appeal of Davey boy.  Too many tats, too much metrosexualness, too much Posh p*ssywhippedness.  I don’t think I’d like a guy who dresses better than I do.  And he probably smells like Instinct (which is nasty, stinky stuff).

I do have to say, however, that this photo holds a certain appeal for me.  I can’t quite put my finger on it, though.  I’ll just sit here and stare at the photo until it jumps up at me.

No, give me a minute, it’ll come to me eventually.

Okay, you can go away now.  I’ll let you know when you can return.

Posted by k
Filed under: Crimes of Fashion, Fresh Dose Of Hotness, Junk, Posh and Becks

7 Comments »

  1. ONE WONDERS WHAT HE USED TO ENHANCE HIS “NETHER REGIONS”? LOOKS AS PHONY AS THOSE SILICONE NODULES ON THE BREAST AREA OF HIS WIFE!!

    Comment by KAT — December 11, 2007 @ 7:31 am

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  2. Wow. Can one get silicone implants in the boys?

    Comment by k — December 11, 2007 @ 8:23 am

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  3. heh heh, I’d LIKE to put my finger on it!!! :)
    He’s not that bad, but personally, I prefer Italian footballers.

    Comment by crazymom — December 11, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

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  4. I agree. Especially considering that Armani has Luca Toni, Fabio Cananvaro, Francesco Totti and Christian Panucci in his own back yard. Check them out. These lookers easily rival if not surpass David Posh. Yeah, yeah it’s about the marketing -blah, blah, blah. And now the Spice Racks are back. Ooo, ba-boy. Lame.

    Comment by the commentator — December 12, 2007 @ 1:12 am

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  5. Make that, Fabio Cannavaro. Sorry.

    Comment by the commentator — December 12, 2007 @ 1:13 am

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  6. Ahhh, and who could forget that wonderful D&G underwear ad featuring Cannavaro, Gattuso, Pirlo, Zambrotta and Blasi.
    Oh, and he’s not Italian, but there was also that famous Calvin Klein ad featuring former Arsenal star Freddie Ljungberg.
    It’s a whole ‘nother level of zexy that even Michael Jordan in his Hanes can’t rival.

    Comment by crazymom — December 12, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

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  7. Ljunberg and Larsson were sexy Swedish bitches. Hey, I’m a man and I can admit it.

    Comment by the commentator — December 16, 2007 @ 12:46 am

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