Pete Doherty Allegedly Punched For Not Buying Drugs
Does that title even make sense? It’s like a very “special” after school program or something.
HolyMoly is reporting repeat drug offender and Babyshambles member Pete Doherty was bitchslapped for refusing to buy drugs off of some local dealer. Here’s what they are saying happened:
The dealer reportedly said to him, “You should get your gear from me,” at the Sun Inn in Whiltshire before punching him in the face.
“It was horrible. Pete was really shaken up and upset. He had been enjoying a quiet pint on his own, just him and his cat, and went out to make a phone call.
“Pete has never seen this bloke before, he just attacked him for no reason.”
This is one of those stories that’s WAY too full of irony to be completely true. First of all, I have a hard time imagining Pete Doherty turning down drugs from any sort of shady cat, second of all, doesn’t Pete have a damn cell phone? I mean I know four-year olds with cell phones. Are you telling me international drug sniffers like Doherty can’t get a cell plan (do they call them telly-plans in the UK)?
And thirdly, what’s up with the cat? Is this the same cat he gets high on crack for fun? ‘Cuz I’d have thought that cat would either be dead, whoring itself out for some rocks, or wised up and run away?
Must be one of those 80’s new-wave “Stray Cats” looking for a fight.
Well, here’s one for Pete’s pussy:
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Pingback by 10 People Who Shouldn’t Have Pets « IndieQuill — December 17, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
I hate to say it but this makes me laugh. I keep picturing Pete Doherty getting his buzz on and talking to his cat in that special way junkies do, and suddenly - WHAM! HAHAHAHHA!!!
Kitty is probably sitting there snickering to itself.
Comment by Amrita — December 17, 2007 @ 1:44 pm