Britney Spears To Be Voted Worst Mother EVER!
According to a poll I took last night, which involved calling all three of my friends, my mom, my kids and a couple homeless people who hit me up for change, Britney Spears is the worst mother to ever live. That means Andrea Yates,that Prom Mom who drowned her newborn in the toilet and countless strangers who’ve done irreparable harm to their children over the last 100,000 plus years since man evolved from apes, came in behind her. WOW! That’s impressive. You know what this means?
Britney Spears is back on top again. On top of the “I am a total lying idiot y’all.” Why do I say all this hyperbolic spewage against America’s sweetheart? Because once again Britney managed to not fulfill her obligations in her ongoing legal battle to win back custody of her two small children, 2-year old Sean Preston and 1-year old Jayden James.
Britney was supposed to show up for a deposition yesterday with Kevin Federline’s attorneys, but called in sick, saying she wouldn’t be able to make it because of some undisclosed “illness.” No doubt, K-Fed’s attorneys will be seeking “remedies” from the court, ie., sticking it to her as hard as they can, a task made simpler than even her wee little brain, because she refuses to cooperate with the courts, K-Fed, or any authority who has a say in whether she sees her kids.
Britney was seen later that evening wandering the city until 2:00am visiting her favorite places: Four Seasons hotel, various gas stations and most likely, a Starbucks. Britney, in her infinite wisdom and remarkable intelligence apparently drove off without her assistant, leaving them at the gas station. No word on whether she went back to get them. They are better off being forgotten, sort of like little SPF and JJ.
It’s getting to be regoshdamndiculous reporting on Britney’s ceaseless ineptitude at not just parenting, but being a human being. I have come to the conclusion Britney sucks infected rat penises in the gutter. Think I am kidding about that? Just wait, TMZ will have video later of Britney crouching down in the gutter trying to grab a little rat penis. Those things are small y’all, it takes real commitment and if there’s anything we know about Britney, she needs to be committed.
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You lot make me sick.
All of you. HOW DARE you stick you fat heads into her mothring skills, you lot are pathetic. so tell me Gossip lip, employee’s do any of you have children? How would you feel being told your the worst mother ever? She does not beat her children, she does not sexually abuse them she does not force drugs or let alone give them to her children, How fu*king dare you do that, you disgust me and I hope that karma comes back on you tofold. That woman is so confussed. YOU MAKE ME SICK. ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED YES ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED!and I hope she sues all your asses.
Comment by Millie — December 13, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
i doont like B at all.but indeed she is a niec woman. Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club “WealthyKiss.com” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
Comment by she — December 14, 2007 @ 1:09 am
I think telling her the worsest mom ever is unjustifiable…All of us faces maturity..i just hope she’s more matured now…She’s still the mom of her kids, why not give her the chance to prove she has changed.
Comment by MySpace Text — December 14, 2007 @ 3:52 am
I have to say, this was little much. Andrea Yates?? Wrong. Anywho. She has serious probs and should probably be committed. But people had better start taking some co-dependency responsibility. Especially gossip sites. Ya made the monster baby. Leave her alone. Seriously. there are better thing to talk about and write about. She is in a sad state.
Comment by ebayer — December 14, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
a) #1, when she flaunts her mothering skills (or lack thereof) for the media and the public, she is leaving herself wide open (no pun intended) for said skills to be judged by any and all.
b) #3, she has to have actually changed in order to be given the chance to “prove it.” From the looks of it, she’s still the same Unfitney she’s been since, well, at least 2006.
My guess is she doesn’t really want those kids. Give them to K-Fed straightaway and she’d be seen as a horrible mother, let the courts take the kids away and she’s got the “poor Britney” vote.
Look, I’m a mom, and I’ll tell you, if my kid ever got taken away, I’d walk across miles of hot coals and do backflips over broken glass and whatever else I had to do to get my kid back. Granted, I’m not walking in Britney’s shoes, but on the surface (given that her every not-so-brilliant-move is documented on film and video) it really doesn’t look like she’s going out of her way to prove ANYTHING to the courts.
Speaking as a mom, I just can’t figure that one out. Then again, if you’ve got two toddlers to deal with 24/7 you can’t really be driving around aimlessly at 2am, or hotel-hopping (or club hopping, for that matter) on a nightly basis, and you most certainly have to make a daily effort to put someone else’s needs above your own.
Being a mom is hard, it’s freaking hard. Sometimes it’s a downright pain in the ass. So much so that some people just can’t handle being parents. It means being mature, responsible and unselfish.
and therein, as they say, lies the rub…
Comment by crazymom — December 14, 2007 @ 10:40 pm
Thank you crazymom for not judging my post in the wrong light. I specifically followed up my assertions with the statement that I was speaking in “hyperbole.”
I don’t obviously think she’s as bad as Andrea Yates. But tell me, what’s not cruel and mean about actively ignoring your children and refusing to do what is in their best interest?
Some day those boys will be old enough to know what’s going on, and how will they feel knowing their mother couldn’t bother to do everything in her power to keep custody of them?
Britney should be ashamed of herself, but she isn’t, she is too stupid, selfish and arrogant to care about how all of this will look to her children. If they live to see it. Which, considering her track record of child safety is a big if.
This site isn’t BreathHeavy or X17 and I am not a Britney apologist, or any kind of celeb apologist. I expect celebs to act the way us normal people are supposed to act: responsibly. If they don’t, I will call them on it, and not in a nice way.
Sorry if that offends you, but that’s the way it is.
Comment by D — December 15, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
People continue to make the assertion that she is in control of her actions. She clearly is NOT in control and needs someone to make decisions for her at this point. We are all making judgments based on our parenting skills and abilities - but frankly most of the people - and I do stress the word most - that comment and read these articles are of sound mind and body.
Murdering your children in cold blood is also the act of a deeply disturbed human being…but I am sorry it is not remotely comparable - even if you used the example as a supposed hyperbole. It’s just inappropriate.
I am not a BS apologist - just a mental health advocate. In my short life I have seen way too much mental instability and am well versed in the destruction to does to families.
We’re all in this glass house called life together. I just hope you don’t one day have the misfortune to experience someone you love truly going off the rails.
Comment by ebayer — December 15, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
Ok..this comment is addressed to “D” I have a serious question for you..Do YOU have children yourself?? I mean..you don’t honestly believe the BS that the tabloids feed you, do you? If so..you are stupid. I am a mother myself and God knows…if someone ever took my kids away, I would walk through the gates of hell, bitchslap the devil and tell him he’s a little b*tch in order to get my children back. But Britney has had the paparazzi up her ass from day one. She never had any problems until Kevin “Piece of crap” Federline came along. She truley loved him and he used her for everything she had. And perhaps he AND the tabloids and paparazzi have driven her to the craziness she has recently displayed…she never displayed this kind of behavior until Kfed…so you will all pay for the comments you have made..you have no idea what the hell you are talking about! May God have mercy on you! You judgemental pieces of crap. Don’t talk talk crap about ANYONE until you examine yourselves. Once you have done that..Then MAYBE you have half a right to speak down on someone, but until then..keep your stupid mouths shut. You are so ignorant…I can’t belive the incoherent BS that has been spilling from your idiot mouths…YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Comment by Mandy — January 23, 2008 @ 1:16 am
I won’t presume to speak for D, but I will say this…maybe you should take some time and peruse the rest of the site. We’ve written some recent articles on Britney that you might be interested in.
Despite what people might think, we actually do care about what happens to her, and about what she is going through. But nobody can help her until she admits she needs it. We do care…but we’re also not going to paint rainbows and butterflies over a land mine. We don’t mince words. Being cutesy and flowery with her just makes the problem worse…somebody needs to exercise some tough love on her.
And never assume that someone doesn’t know where they are coming from when someone makes a statement…we might know more about this sort of thing than you might think, you know. Plus, how is it that you can call us judgemental and horrible, when you’re passing judgement on people you’ve never met yourself?
And btw, she has been demonstrating behavior like this for years, even before Kevin…but since she had “people” around her, it was MUCH easier to keep it contained and keep her out of the public eye when these things happened. Now, she has no buffer between she and the ever-present paps, and everything she does is news.
Just take a moment and look around before passing judgement. You might be surprised. There’s more to this site than this one page, you know. You might want to take a look at the date on this article…this isn’t recent, this is from way back mid-December 2007.
Comment by k — January 23, 2008 @ 1:48 am