Comments on: What? Pamela Anderson Files For Divorce?

By: Douglas Mays

Douglas Mays — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:10:37 +0000

Pam, Pam, Pam…you know you are a very good person inside (and out!!). Look, you are able to draw the good out of people and fall in love. Then you start getting whipped by their damage. That is a drag because the love thing has already kicked in.

I know you really are all about love. I know, it works against you sometimes. I know the deal…and you are a lot sharper person than people might think. Those damn hearts of ours!!!! Geez, so good of you to make it thru the Comedy Central roast. Geez…oh well, it was fun if taken in perspective…

Anyway, in this open letter to you, I send positive regional gravity (from Seattle, 2 hrs. south of your BC homeland) to ya. Good health to ya (sure, I got that Hep C thing also) although I am a carnivour and proud of it…

To the viewing public, take a look at Pam as she really is! It really is a positive thing.

best,
DM

By: Josh Hathaway

Josh Hathaway — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:06:23 +0000

I’m reasonably sure it’s a vacuous black hole.

Her HEAD! Her HEAD! Perverts!

By: crazymom

crazymom — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:00:19 +0000

That’s about as shocking as a jolt on the tongue from a 9V battery. Which is to say a little, but not much.

By: k

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:13:37 +0000

Well, um, there’s teeth…and hair follicles…and eyeballs…oh, and collagen! Does collagen in your lips count as your head?

By: D

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:26:29 +0000

Well, if we are speaking in literal terms, there’s probably “something” in Pam’s head. But my guess is it didn’t start out there. If you know what I’m saying.

By: Josh

Josh — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:53:50 +0000

There’s a Pulitzer in it for both of you if you can prove anything is in Pammy’s head!

By: T.C.

T.C. — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:25:35 +0000

In response to D, unfortunately, there have been some very heavy rumors about a Spears/Lufti marriage. Though I’m not sure how keen I would be on a marriage to a guy named Osama. But that’s just me.

I was actually just waiting for the announcement on Pam’s. I actually thought the other day, “They’ve made it a while…I wonder how much longer it’ll be.” And voila. Marriage is no longer a sacred thing in Hollywood. It’s a shame, really.

By: D

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:51:24 +0000

If these two don’t make it as a couple, what hope do we have for the rest of us. I mean, Pam and Rick were the golden couple of Hollywood. Like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward before them, Pam and Rick stood as a testament to the bond between man and woman.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow, and the hits just keep on coming. Next thing you know, there will be news that Britney Spears and Sam Lufti are getting married.