What? Pamela Anderson Files For Divorce?
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Where’s my Shocked crayon, because that’s what you’re going to have to color me. I’m just shocked, I tell ya!
No, apparently Pam and her third hubby, Rick Salomon, couldn’t make it work, despite giving it a whopping seventy-two days of effort:
According to court documents first obtained by CelebTV.com, the former Playboy Playmate has filed for divorce against her husband of just over two months.
On Dec. 14, Anderson filed a claim for dissolution of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences.
Anderson, 40, and Salomon, 39, a longtime pal, tied the knot on Oct. 6 at the Mirage Hotel Las Vegas. It was the third marriage for both.
Another Hollywood photo op publicity stunt pathetic attempt at grabbing headlines marriage bites the dust. Such a good example for their children, are these wonderful, exlemplary parents. It really shows the kids the meaning of compromise, working through one’s differences, and making absolutely sure one wants to make this level of commitment. I aspire one day to be just like Pam.
Well, without the hepatitis, of course.
That’s probably what sunk the marriage…their respective diseases didn’t get along.
EDITED TO ADD: According to the NY Daily News, Pam posted a note on her website that says they are “working things out”. Who knows what’s going on in Pammy’s head? All I know is that this is twice now she’s married and filed for divorce in a fast hurry. Whether she goes through with it remains to be seen, but she seems to view her marriages as disposable as a used lipstick.
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If these two don’t make it as a couple, what hope do we have for the rest of us. I mean, Pam and Rick were the golden couple of Hollywood. Like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward before them, Pam and Rick stood as a testament to the bond between man and woman.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow, and the hits just keep on coming. Next thing you know, there will be news that Britney Spears and Sam Lufti are getting married.
Comment by D — December 17, 2007 @ 6:51 pm
In response to D, unfortunately, there have been some very heavy rumors about a Spears/Lufti marriage. Though I’m not sure how keen I would be on a marriage to a guy named Osama. But that’s just me.
I was actually just waiting for the announcement on Pam’s. I actually thought the other day, “They’ve made it a while…I wonder how much longer it’ll be.” And voila. Marriage is no longer a sacred thing in Hollywood. It’s a shame, really.
Comment by T.C. — December 17, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
There’s a Pulitzer in it for both of you if you can prove anything is in Pammy’s head!
Comment by Josh — December 17, 2007 @ 8:53 pm
Well, if we are speaking in literal terms, there’s probably “something” in Pam’s head. But my guess is it didn’t start out there. If you know what I’m saying.
Comment by D — December 17, 2007 @ 9:26 pm
Well, um, there’s teeth…and hair follicles…and eyeballs…oh, and collagen! Does collagen in your lips count as your head?
Comment by k — December 17, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
That’s about as shocking as a jolt on the tongue from a 9V battery. Which is to say a little, but not much.
Comment by crazymom — December 18, 2007 @ 11:00 am
I’m reasonably sure it’s a vacuous black hole.
Her HEAD! Her HEAD! Perverts!
Comment by Josh Hathaway — December 18, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Pam, Pam, Pam…you know you are a very good person inside (and out!!). Look, you are able to draw the good out of people and fall in love. Then you start getting whipped by their damage. That is a drag because the love thing has already kicked in.
I know you really are all about love. I know, it works against you sometimes. I know the deal…and you are a lot sharper person than people might think. Those damn hearts of ours!!!! Geez, so good of you to make it thru the Comedy Central roast. Geez…oh well, it was fun if taken in perspective…
Anyway, in this open letter to you, I send positive regional gravity (from Seattle, 2 hrs. south of your BC homeland) to ya. Good health to ya (sure, I got that Hep C thing also) although I am a carnivour and proud of it…
To the viewing public, take a look at Pam as she really is! It really is a positive thing.
best,
DM
Comment by Douglas Mays — December 19, 2007 @ 1:10 pm