Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby-Daddy Has “Nothing To Offer”
Yes, you read that right. According to sources close to the family, Casey Aldridge, the father to Jamie Lynn’s unborn child has nothing to offer. Other than his DNA, which he cheerfully offered her a few weeks back.
From the Life& Style story (ALWAYS, ALWAYS believe the tabloids):
“Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They’ve broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back,” says the insider.
“They’re not dating now. He’s really got nothing to offer this baby. He’s a kid himself. They have no plans to get married.”
“At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.”
A rep for Jamie Lynn was not immediately available for comment.
So this little innocent baby is set to be born to an under-age minor who has described the pregnancy as a “shock,” and now has to grow up with the knowledge its parents didn’t plan him, its father has nothing to offer, its aunt is a f*cking lunatic addicted to Venti frappes, its grandma is perhaps the worst celeb mom on the planet, its uncle is a failed rapping wanksta, and its two little cousins were voted most likely to wear dentures before reaching the age of ten.
Isn’t this a bit much for a little tot to bear at such a tender age?
Well, look at it this way, if our Savior survived being born in a stable to an unwed mother and was able to grow up and become a hailed success story, even little unnamed, unplanned Spears baby #3 has the slimmest of hopes.
I am rooting for you little fetus. Just remember, where there is hope, there is opportunity.
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God, you are such a nasty, vile whore. You are such a hateful, ugly bitch. I truly hope something terrible happens to you. Soon.
Comment by You are Vile — December 20, 2007 @ 11:51 am
i fucking hate you bitch!!.. i use to look
up to you ,and now i hate your ass!!..
you got fucking lil kids looking up
to you and you get pregnant!!…
Comment by z@ n@ — December 20, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
Holy crap #1, nice way to spread the love.
Perhaps if the little Spears tyke is lucky, Saint Angelina will take pity and adopt him/her. That way she can have a matched set of blonde kids.
Seriously though, I have seen quite a few kids raised by single, teen moms that have turned out quite decently and quite a few kids raised by older, married parents who turn out to be total f*ck-ups.
It just all depends — but yeah, this kid does seem to already be starting out on the wrong foot. However, you could say that big sis is a shining example of what NOT to do, so maybe things WILL be okay. You just never know.
Comment by crazymom — December 20, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
great job on this D, just the right tone balancing the genuine wretched reality for this “family” with your wicked humor - rock!
Comment by Eric Olsen — December 20, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
You rock on with your bad self.
Comment by k — December 20, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
Look for the new reality show “Bad Mommas” coming soon to a Cable Access channel near you.
Comment by Jason Thompson — December 20, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
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Pingback by Holy Candy | The Altar of the Superficial | Celebrities, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Humor » Blog Archive » Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition — December 20, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
AL U HATIN AZZ HOES NEED TO LEAVE JAMIE LYNN ALONE SHE DIDN’T DO SHIT 2 YA’LL
Comment by BABY GURL142 — December 24, 2007 @ 7:32 pm
My brother has a PhD. I am a thick numpty. I wish everybody used your genetic logic, I would have an aces job then instead of my current shite one.
Comment by Sally — January 1, 2008 @ 8:02 am
PS It does work sometimes though. Your website is shite and your husband’s is too. Maybe if you breed your general rubbishness will cancel itself out and your kid might actually write something good!
Comment by Sally — January 1, 2008 @ 8:04 am
Sally,
How did a whore like you find time to post on the internet? Did you take a break from sucking cock? How industrious of you.
How about you go fist-fuck yourself and reach up real deep and choke yourself while you are at it.
Happy New Year skank.
Comment by anon — January 1, 2008 @ 1:35 pm