Is Amy Winehouse Moving On?
Poor Blake Whatever-Whatever. Here he is sitting in jail, looking at a huge sentence for trying to pervert the course of justice, and the only light he has in his life is his beautiful, gorgeously attired, demure, faithful little wifey, Amy Winehouse, who at this very moment is at their marital home composing long love letters and making gingerbread cookies to give to Blakey so he can have something to fill his long, empty days in solitary confinement.
Oh wait.
Rumor has it that Amy, who was recently cleared of any charges relating to the $200,000 USD allegedly offered to the victim in her husband’s case (apparently you can give your pals money for bribery, if you don’t know beforehand what they’re going to use it for, and if you think Blakey has that sort of cheddar sitting around then I’m Eleanor Roosevelt), has been chumming around with an old flame in the Caribbean:
Friends said that George, who lives with his girlfriend in East London, was with Amy for the first part of her holiday. She is now staying at singer Bryan Adams’s house in Mustique.
“Amy loved having George on holiday with her,” a source close to the drug addicted singer said last night.
“She absolutely adores him and they had a great time larking around in the sun.
“She has been speaking to Blake when she can and making out that she has not been having a great time.
“She doesn’t want to rub it in that she’s having fun while Blake’s in a cell.
“The truth is Amy and George have been having a blast. They used to date and had a very passionate love affair. They are still very close, Amy wouldn’t have invited him otherwise.”
Amy and George, who works for a music-management company in Central London, were briefly linked two years ago. They were photographed kissing passionately in the back seat of a car at an after-party following the Brits.
Hmm. Apparently the cat is away and the mouse is playing. While Blake languishes in solitary, Amy frolics on the beach after dodging a very close bullet…with an old boyfriend, nonetheless. Now, I know that two people can be friends and there be no sexual involvement or hanky-panky. I’m just saying.
And look at Amy in that photo above! It was taken a few years ago, as she was first hitting the big time. Doesn’t she look great? Just the one tattoo on her arm, no big pieces of jailhouse-style artwork with horseshoes and naked women adorning her biceps, and no button-down pocket on her boob that announces “Blake’s”. The eyeliner is toned down and she looks healthy. Oh, for the good old days.
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Comment by J. Donner — January 7, 2008 @ 12:39 am
OHMIGOSH! That is, like, so right! Why didn’t we think of that?
You are, like, soooooooo smart to point that out! *smacks hand on forehead*
Comment by k — January 7, 2008 @ 12:48 am