BRITNEY’S GOT A FLAT TIRE! BRITNEY’S HALF DRESSED! BRITNEY KEEPS WEBSITES STOCKED IN CAPSLOCK!
I just came from a certain website, and from the capslock-filled titles you’d think WWIII had just been declared, or cancer had been cured, or Hollywood stars grew brains. No, it’s just Britney Spears in the news again, this time driving half-dressed with a flat tire down Sunset.
It seems that she got a flat tire while out driving around with her assistant yesterday (didn’t she just get this car? I assume they come with new tires? I had tires put on my Jeep two years ago and have yet to flatspot a tire) and limped down the road at a whopping 5 MPH (what, she doesn’t have AAA?) before finally abandoning her car by the side of the road. Apparently this little circus act caused quite the traffic gridlock, which finally ended with Brit’s car being towed by the police. Why didn’t they arrest her for holding her son hostage the other night while they were at it?
After being taken home by a photographer (yes, and you can read about it here), she emerged in a different vehicle and went to her favorite haunt, the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills. She apparently gave her keys to the photog so he could go get her car, but all to no avail, since the police had towed it. She stayed for just a few minutes at the Four Seasons (wasn’t she just banned from there?) before heading off to the Peninsula, where she finally got a room. A huge mansion and she has to spend her time at motels?
And why this girl feels like she has to spend her time in a motel is beyond me, but it could be just another byproduct of the bipolar disorder. Plus, there have been rumors that certain illegal activities go on at the motels she likes to frequent, but they’re so far just rumors. New pap boytoy Addon Somethingornuther was nowhere in sight…reckon he got his ’scoop’ and fled the scene?
No real reason for this post other than I’m just wondering how many times this train wreck has to wreck.
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ick. Did you see the photos of her driving her assistant’s car? I suppose poor Carla/Karla had no choice, what do you do when your meal-ticket, erm, I mean boss says “give me the keys.”
I guess trying to convince her to stay home and watch CSI Miami was out of the question?
Comment by crazymom — January 8, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
In a way, I can actually see why she would want to stay at hotels and not at her house. During my own divorce, and even afterward for awhile, I did NOT want to be at my house by myself. It was just too much. There were too many memories, it was too quiet, and I ended up crying too much. It just felt better to be elsewhere. I believe the current house she lives in is not the one she had when they were married, but I can still understand wanting to keep herself occupied elsewhere. At some point though, you just have to go home and face the emotions head on!
Comment by Ann — January 8, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
I could understand that…if this were the same house she was living in during their marriage. That one (in California) has been sold.
She’s got another house to go to, why not go to it? Neither house that she has now, she had during their marriage. And I can understand not wanting to be alone, but she has people around her all the time. Perhaps not “friends” (in the true sense of the word), but at least she isn’t by herself all the time.
She needs to face a lot of things head on, but refuses to do so, and that’s a big reason why she is in the situation she is in today.
Comment by k — January 8, 2008 @ 5:34 pm
I’m no Dr. Phil, but my dime-store psychoanalysis says that:
a) she’s addicted to the spotlight, she needs to be the center of attention, which is why the paps know ahead of time every move she makes and why 30 of them follow her into the Rite-Aid at 2 in the morning, or driving down Mullholland or to a gas station bathroom.
b) she’s hyperactive/ADD/whatever (remember that photo of the ADD pills placed conspicuously in the purse?), so she’s probably got to be moving ALL the time, got to be doing something, going somewhere, she probably needs/craves activity + see “a” above.
c) I’m also guessing that like #2 above said, her house is probably pretty big, maybe too big, no matter how many employees are there with her. Perhaps Twitney really is simply trying to outrun her demons, literally AND figuratively.
Comment by crazymom — January 8, 2008 @ 10:01 pm