Victoria Beckham Is Officially The Worst Dressed Woman of 2007, According To Mr. Blackwell
 Who? Oh yeah, that one guy who tells us who dressed horribly the year before.  Anyway, he has decided that Mad Posh, also known as Victoria Beckham, was his official Worst Dressed Celebrity of 2007:
The fashion maven’s 48th Annual Worst Dressed Women List, released Tuesday, placed the Spice Girl at number one, a dishonor that was accompanied by this biting remark: “In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em.”
I could have told you that without a press conference. Glad nobody’s releasing a Worst Pun Used To Describe A Fashionista list.
I have to say, I agree with him. Rarely have I seen a woman with so much potential to be a beautiful style icon, screw it up so badly on such a consistent basis. I’d also like to see her favorite fashion accessory, David, on some sort of a list as well. I’m sorry, but you can just tell these two fight for space in front of the mirror. Your man shouldn’t look more stylish and put together than you do.
Noticeably absent from the list is Britney Spears, because he believes that she needs to get her life in order before he picks on her bad clothing choices. Well, at least he has a heart.
But I have to agree with the other women on his list as well. They are, in order:Â
- Victoria Beckham
- Amy Winehouse
- Mary-Kate Olsen
- Fergie
- Kelly Clarkson
- Eva Green
- Avril Lavigne
- Jessica Simpson
- Lindsay Lohan
- Alison Arngrim
WAIT a second…Alison Arngrim? Nellie Oleson from Little House On The Prairie? Uh oh…Mr. Blackwell’s skinny behind is in for it now. Crazazy bizzle will kick some gay boo-tay for putting her on this list. I hope he has a well-dressed security guard, because don’t nobody diss Nellie without some hair getting pulled out.
Now THAT’S may-jah.
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Amy Wino better dressed than Posh, relatively speaking, of course????
I would have put my left thigh, aka “the other Olsen twin” in there as well, neither one of them are Grace Kelly. And Alison Arngrim? Sheesh, that’s a real reach — maybe he thought SHE was the other Olsen twin???
I would have left Alison off the list and put in my perennial worst-dressed fave - Bai Ling. Equally unfamous, equally badly dressed.
Comment by crazymom — January 9, 2008 @ 9:54 am
There are lots of holes on that list.
Pun intended. And crazymom is right, Bai Ling not being on that list a serious oversight!
Comment by D — January 9, 2008 @ 10:59 am
No kidding! I thought the clothes was walking on it’s own I never noticed that there was a human being under all those hideous clothes! Well, even the dead girl from the second part of the nightmare before christmas manages to look alot better than Posh. Makes you wonder how she manages to lift those huge shoes she decides to wear. They must weigh more than her.
Comment by Reality shock mom — January 9, 2008 @ 11:45 am
her wardrobe may be far from stellar, but she does have great hair.
Comment by D-Bomb — January 9, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
The people i would take off the list are Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, and Fergie!! That list is Buuuuull Shit!
Comment by AvrilLavigneRocks — August 11, 2008 @ 3:33 pm