Paula Abdul Brings The Crazy Back In Time For American Idol’s Season Premiere
There was a time when Paula Adbul was the craziest person in Hollywood. That special time is over and her brand of pill-popping crazy has been eclipsed by the spectacularly unhinged Britney Spears.
But, hey, who couldn’t use a little palate cleanser about right now? I need something to wash out the taste of stale cigarettes, sugary Frappuccinos and Adderal from my mouth.
So, just in time for Fox’s American Idol’s new season, which premiers Jan.15 & 16, we have word our little Paula had full-scale Chernobyl-style meltdown at LAX recently. Here’s the report from the brilliant Radar Online:
Paula Abdul, the braying, oft-drunk judge of landmark cultural institution American Idol, caused quite the scene at LAX over the holidays, according to a source. Says a tipster who saw her in the Continental Airlines terminal: “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”
I have to tell you something. When you bring out the “Poltergeist voice” and you aren’t talking to your kids about why there’s human feces all over their bedroom wall, then you have some REAL problems. Although my voice is a more “Excorcist voice” and has been known to cause stirrings in the bowels of Satan himself, but whatevs, get your crazy on Paula.
And if you are the Michael, Sidney and Leslie in question, you better hope your health insurance is paid up, because all that’s left at this point are the reports of your broken and mutilated bodies being found in some ditch somewhere. DO NOT MESS WITH THE CRAZIES!
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