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01/10/2008 (4:30 pm)

The Husband Of Amy Winehouse Has A Beautiful Blonde In His Life

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Unfortunately, his name is Reginald and he can only see Blakey when they’re both let out of solitary to shower.

Also unfortunately, faithful little wifey Amy has fallen victim to the curse of the perpetually bored, rich, horny, and high, and has turned to taking her frustrations out on her hair, assaulting it with a bottle of peroxide.  She didn’t just tease her hair, she totally ticked it off.

She’s also fallen victim to the train of thought that if you’re famous, whatever comes out of your mouth must be interesting as all get-out, so to that effect she’s given a rather rambling interview in which she claims that being addicted to alcohol is worse than being addicted to heroin (both subjects in which she has considerable expertise):

“Drinking long-term is a lot worse than doing heroin. Alcohol’s a real poison.”

Although with her well-documented problems with drink and drugs, and her failure to address them, it’s clear Amy is not exactly the voice of reason.

And despite her terrible problems with drug and alcohol abuse, when it comes to rehab she still says no.

A newly bleached Amy said: “I’m of the school of thought where if you can’t sort something out for yourself then no one can help you,” she told a U.S. magazine.

“I don’t know whether that’s because I’m a strong woman.

“If I go to the gym and I have a drink, I’m lovely to be around and really sweet.

“But if I haven’t been training or if there’s something bothering me, I’m a terrible drunk.”

She also claims that the drinking does not affect her work:

Amy, told the U.S. edition of OK! Magazine, that she works so hard her drinking does not affect her work.

But she then admitted: “There are certain instances where I’ll be out and I’ll be drunk, and I’ll come to work and I’ll be shattered.

“Then there are other days where I’m like, ‘Listen, if you want to have a nice day, please get me some alcohol’.”

Um.

Hmm.

Uh…

So I hear Britney ran away to Mexico!

Posted by k
Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Big Dummies, Crimes of Fashion, Drugs, Drunks

2 Comments

  1. Unfortunately the only comment that I can think of is:
    SHE GOES TO THE GYM??????????????

    How superficial of me. :(

    Comment by crazymom — January 11, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

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  3. Superficial? That’s a completely different site. ;)

    Comment by k — January 12, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

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