Britney Spears Definitely NOT Pregnant, But Without A Doubt A Disgrace
This is just a brief update, as k has already so eloquently pointed out the obvious, but I am so grossed out and outraged at Britney’s apparent and unrelenting need to disgust and appall the public that I had to say something.
X-17 has the pics of their favorite celeb in a most disheveled state of affairs. As k said, those pics are NOT SAFE FOR RETINAS. Oh, and the people at X-17 are vile pigs.
I understand accidents happen, sometimes they happen in public and without warning, but pray tell what was Britney thinking going out in a get up which left her lower quadrant bare and a bloody mess between her legs.
Jeebus, this really defies all laws of decorum and taste. Britney should be jailed for indecency. And wait until tomorrow (I will need to get my coffee-fueled sermon on, and it’s way too late for that) because I am going to go apesh*t on Osama Bin Loopy and Addon Douchebag.
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Oh, I came up with a couple more…
Anon Brazilianwax (courtesy of that skinny beard-thing he has on his face)
Osmarmy bin Loopy
You go, girl! Rock on with your bad self!
Comment by k — January 17, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
AMEN!!! You go grrl!!
At 1am in the freaking morning, no less. But I guess that’s what it’s all about when you are a guest on Planet Britney. “Hey fellers, looky here, I can get them to open Kitson at 1am, just fer ME!!!”
I have to say I was a bit surprised that X17 would even dare publish such unflattering photos (to put it mildly) of their favoritest celebrat in the whole wide world. But maybe they are still smarting from the fact that Brit has been shacking up with “the enemy” and this is payback.
Comment by crazymom — January 17, 2008 @ 10:13 pm
goodness, when will she be stopped?
Comment by sally — January 17, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
Those pictures at X-17 have to be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen… and can you imagine waht the chair in the resturant looked like when she exited, or the clothing she tried on in Kitson or the seat of her $200,000 Mercedes?
Most of all I am appalled that no one seems able to take control of this girl-child and get her much needed mental help.
Comment by Rappy — January 18, 2008 @ 1:17 am
I have often wondered why people would want to go out in short skirts and such without underwear. I mean, not to be gross, but we all excrete certain amounts of fluids from certain areas, even when we aren’t menstruating. Can you imagine sitting on a seat after somebody has had their naked behind oozing fluids or whatever on it? Maybe it’s my OCD talking but that skeezes me out.
I think I need a bath.
Comment by k — January 18, 2008 @ 1:37 am
K - That was gross…think I’ll be taking my purse-sized Lysol spray with me from now on. Either that, or I’ll be parking my butt on a dinner napkin when I’m sitting in a public place. Too many people go commando these days.
Comment by Ann — January 18, 2008 @ 4:32 am
It IS gross, isn’t it? Not just Brit, but anybody going commando and leaking all over the place. I mean, I already carry Germ-X and antibacterial wipes, now I’m going to have to stock up on Lysol and seat covers. ICK….my OCD goes into hyperdrive if I think about this stuff too much.
Comment by k — January 18, 2008 @ 9:15 am
Kinda reminds me of that dancing scene in “SuperBad”
EEWWWW. EEWWWW. EEWWWW.
It’ll be funny (in a sad, demented, perverse sort of way) when SPF and JJF are old enough to go to school and the classroom wise-ass brings a photo of their mom’s cooch.
“Look everybody I found a picture of Sean Preston’s mommy’s vagina on the internet!!”
Maybe K-Fed ought to start considering having the boys scientolo-tutored at Tom Cruise’s house. At least K-Fed can rest assured knowing that there are NO vaginas on display over there.
Comment by crazymom — January 19, 2008 @ 8:52 pm
Borrowing yet another page from the Madonna play book, Britney Spears has reportedly begun her own record label–Enslaved Records.
Owned by Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Britney’s label is in negotiations to sign its first act.
Hoping to equal the success of Maverick Record’s first cash cow, Alanis Morisette,
Britney’s label is in negotiations with a New York based hard rock band called MEAN VENUS.
Britney allegedly encountered MEAN VENUS mid-set some months ago at NJ’s legendary Stone Pony
(the historic rock club where the likes of Bruce Springsteen cut his teeth)
and offered the MEAN VENUS boys a deal on the spot.
MEAN VENUS’ lead singer (who goes merely by the initial, J)
has also been rumoured to be involved with Mrs. Spears in a more than professional capacity as well.
The MEAN VENUS buzz began with the rumour that lead singer, J, was none other than the illegitimate son of Led zeppelin’s very own Robert Plant
and that the unsigned band would be opening for the long awaited reunion tour commencing summer 2008.
Comment by Jessica — January 25, 2008 @ 11:18 am
Britney will probably be pregnant again shortly. I’m not sure what this recent flurry of media attention was all about regarding pregnancy rumors. But given time, I’m sure she’ll be having another child.
Comment by Britney Spears Groupie — March 28, 2008 @ 9:57 am