Comments on: Britney Spears Definitely NOT Pregnant, But Without A Doubt A Disgrace

By: Britney Spears Groupie

Britney Spears Groupie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:57:25 +0000

Britney will probably be pregnant again shortly. I’m not sure what this recent flurry of media attention was all about regarding pregnancy rumors. But given time, I’m sure she’ll be having another child.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:18:17 +0000

Borrowing yet another page from the Madonna play book, Britney Spears has reportedly begun her own record label–Enslaved Records.

Owned by Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Britney’s label is in negotiations to sign its first act.

Hoping to equal the success of Maverick Record’s first cash cow, Alanis Morisette,
Britney’s label is in negotiations with a New York based hard rock band called MEAN VENUS.

Britney allegedly encountered MEAN VENUS mid-set some months ago at NJ’s legendary Stone Pony
(the historic rock club where the likes of Bruce Springsteen cut his teeth)
and offered the MEAN VENUS boys a deal on the spot.

MEAN VENUS’ lead singer (who goes merely by the initial, J)
has also been rumoured to be involved with Mrs. Spears in a more than professional capacity as well.

The MEAN VENUS buzz began with the rumour that lead singer, J, was none other than the illegitimate son of Led zeppelin’s very own Robert Plant
and that the unsigned band would be opening for the long awaited reunion tour commencing summer 2008.

By: crazymom

crazymom — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:52:33 +0000

Kinda reminds me of that dancing scene in “SuperBad”
EEWWWW. EEWWWW. EEWWWW.

It’ll be funny (in a sad, demented, perverse sort of way) when SPF and JJF are old enough to go to school and the classroom wise-ass brings a photo of their mom’s cooch.

“Look everybody I found a picture of Sean Preston’s mommy’s vagina on the internet!!”

Maybe K-Fed ought to start considering having the boys scientolo-tutored at Tom Cruise’s house. At least K-Fed can rest assured knowing that there are NO vaginas on display over there.

By: k

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:15:43 +0000

It IS gross, isn’t it? Not just Brit, but anybody going commando and leaking all over the place. I mean, I already carry Germ-X and antibacterial wipes, now I’m going to have to stock up on Lysol and seat covers. ICK….my OCD goes into hyperdrive if I think about this stuff too much.

By: Ann

Ann — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:32:07 +0000

K - That was gross…think I’ll be taking my purse-sized Lysol spray with me from now on. Either that, or I’ll be parking my butt on a dinner napkin when I’m sitting in a public place. Too many people go commando these days.

By: k

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:37:40 +0000

I have often wondered why people would want to go out in short skirts and such without underwear. I mean, not to be gross, but we all excrete certain amounts of fluids from certain areas, even when we aren’t menstruating. Can you imagine sitting on a seat after somebody has had their naked behind oozing fluids or whatever on it? Maybe it’s my OCD talking but that skeezes me out.

I think I need a bath.

By: Rappy

Rappy — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:17:04 +0000

Those pictures at X-17 have to be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen… and can you imagine waht the chair in the resturant looked like when she exited, or the clothing she tried on in Kitson or the seat of her $200,000 Mercedes?

Most of all I am appalled that no one seems able to take control of this girl-child and get her much needed mental help.

By: sally

sally — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:55:00 +0000

goodness, when will she be stopped?

By: crazymom

crazymom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:13:13 +0000

AMEN!!! You go grrl!!

At 1am in the freaking morning, no less. But I guess that’s what it’s all about when you are a guest on Planet Britney. “Hey fellers, looky here, I can get them to open Kitson at 1am, just fer ME!!!”

I have to say I was a bit surprised that X17 would even dare publish such unflattering photos (to put it mildly) of their favoritest celebrat in the whole wide world. But maybe they are still smarting from the fact that Brit has been shacking up with “the enemy” and this is payback.

By: k

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:12:29 +0000

Oh, I came up with a couple more…

Anon Brazilianwax (courtesy of that skinny beard-thing he has on his face)
Osmarmy bin Loopy

You go, girl! Rock on with your bad self!