Does Britney Have Multiple Personalities? And Which One Decided Not To Put On Pants?
This whole Britney thing just gets weirder and weirder. Let’s recap: Last night, she had employees open Kitson at 1:30 in the morning so that she could drop $10,000 on merchandise (I was going to say that’s a lot of clothes, but when hoodies are $95, I guess that’s about one and a half shopping bags). Four paparazzi were arrested after chasing her the other night and driving very erratically through the streets of LA. She told police one of them tried to run her off the road, but could not identify who (so where was Anon Brazilianwax or Osama bin Loopy? Can’t this girl afford a driver? Or is that part of Anon’s master plan?). And now, “sources” are saying that Brit suffers from multiple personality disorder:
We’re told the whole British accent thing — well, it’s more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, “the British girl.” We’re told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.
Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes “the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl,” and on and on.
Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn’t show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.
Hmm. I have a bit of a problem believing this one. If she truly has no memory of the deposition, surely someone (lawyers, Anon, housekeeper, somebody) has mentioned it. She checks the internet every day for photos of herself, so surely she’s seen pictures of herself at the courthouse and read articles about it. And the problems in the brain that cause multiple personalities don’t just spring up overnight, they are years in the making, although a new personality can suddenly pop up with no prior warning.
However, I can also see the argument for this, as it definitely does seem at times as though we see a different Brit every day, sometimes even two or three different Brits in the course of a day. However however, this could just be something as easily explained as PMS or hormonal swings or blood sugar imbalances. After all, many of us wake up feeling and acting one way, but as the day goes on our behavior and actions change. Speaking in a British accent isn’t necessarily indicative of a mental issue. And it’s easy to cite “sources”…I can say that “sources” told me I had a McDonald’s burger for supper tonight, but that don’t necessarily make it so (I actually had mushroom and spinach pizza, although I have had a McDonald’s burger in the past, dun dun dunnnn). But but again…when one pieces together the events of the past year or so in Brit’s life, one does come to realize that she definitely has a mental disorder of some kind.
I know that some will say that Britney is perfectly sane and that this is all a ruse to get people to either feel sorry for her, or for her to emotionally manipulate the masses. However, I don’t agree with that one…while I do think that she sometimes does work the media to her advantage or to pull what she considers a joke on the public (as is now believed to be behind the pregnancy test purchase the other day), I truly do believe that she is mentally ill. Even she should know, in her right mind, that being taken away strapped to a gurney wouldn’t be helpful to her child custody case.
Let’s just stop for a minute and say that this multiple personality thing is true. IF it is so, then that means Anon, Osmarma bin Loopy, Cuzin Alli, her parents, her family, are all letting her go on and on without stopping her or attempting to get her help…especially those who are closest to her on a daily basis, which at this point are Anon and Smarmy, who appear to be the wall (either known or unknown to Brit) between she and her family. If Anon is making zexytime with her, while refusing to get her help and at the same time selling his “exclusive” pics to Finalpixx, that’s reprehensible beyond belief. I realize that having an adult committed to a mental facility is a tortuous, difficult, and arduous process, but somebody needs to attempt it before this girl self-destructs.
So, Mythbusters, let’s mark this one as plausible, but not practical. In other words, I need more information.
And how close is she to hopping that train to Anna Nicoleville? The Associated Press already has an obituary ready to go, a distinction usually reserved for the sick and aged. Well, they got the sick part right.
UPDATE: Uh, yeah, I’d say Brit definitely is not pregnant. That, or she doesn’t have very good aim with the ketchup. You can see the pictures here. (warning…NSFW and rather gross)
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I don’t know if she has Multiple Personality Disorder or is BiPolar or what, but the girl clearly needs help. I had hope the judge would issue an admonition she had to check into a psychiatric facility of HIS choice and receive a thorough evaluation before she is every allowed to lay eyes on those babies again. At this point, I think the judge is the ONLY person who can help this girl.
BTW — she can drop ten grand on heaven knows what, but that same pair of nasty fishnet stockings have been around for months now… the huge hole is in the same place as a few weeks ago when she was out and about in the ugly cat dress, and I swear they are the same stockings she was wearing when she was still sane(er) and going to her dance class and the paps took her picture exiting the studio in the torn fishnet stockings…. there is something very perverse about going out purposely dressed in this manner.
Comment by Rappy — January 17, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
From The Mayo Clinic online:
“Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. They believe that they’re superior to others and have little regard for other people’s feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
Narcissistic personality disorder is one of several types of personality disorders. Personality disorders are conditions in which people have traits that cause them to feel and behave in socially distressing ways, limiting their ability to function in relationships and in other areas of their life, such as work or school. In particular, narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by dramatic, emotional behavior, in the same category as histrionic, antisocial and borderline personality disorders. Narcissistic personality disorder treatment is centered around psychotherapy.”
Can you be bi-polar AND have NPD as well?
We should start a new game — “Guess Britney’s Psychosis.” The rules are simple, the diagnosis closest without going over wins.
Dr. Phil has made millions doing the same thing! We’re not doctors either, so what’s to say we can’t guess correctly?
Comment by crazymom — January 17, 2008 @ 9:27 pm
Jeebus that image of her in her messed undies will be emblazoned in my brain forever. FOREVER I tell you.
What? Nobody had the courage to say “hey Britney yur cooter’s leakin and you forgot yur pants!”
I’ve had enough, tomorrow I am busting out the big guns on this whole Britney mess.
Enough is enough.
Comment by D — January 17, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
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Urgh! What a mess, literally:( Sadness - that things have come to this. D, good for you. Someone needs to call this stuff out. Blah…Blah…..Blah….how can her parents sleep? They mustn’t read x17.
Comment by EBayer — January 17, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
I think Britney believes that if SHE can’t see her nether regions, nobody else can, and then she’s surprised to see those pictures of her derriere in a magazine.
Comment by Exyank — January 18, 2008 @ 12:29 am