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01/18/2008 (7:21 pm)

What Do Pam Anderson and Eddie Murphy Have In Common? Aborted Missions

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Why yes, I did go there.

TMZ reported Pam Anderson is NO longer pregnant. Gee, what a freaking shock. It’s not like I didn’t predict this very thing on our Glosslip entertainment segment for BTRToday. If you will recall, Pammy did the same thing to her second husband, from her other marriage which lasted approximately 30 seconds to Kid Rock.

As I recall, Pam told Kid Rock she was pregnant and then called him hysterical and jealous from Toronto stating she was having a miscarriage. Kid flies out to see her and finds her partying and having a grand old time. Her excuse, she was just kidding.

Fast forward to September 2007 and Pam hooks up with smut-peddler and Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon after he offers to bail her out of a gambling bet in exchange for sex. Pam, being a total whore, agrees, then chooses to marry him, files for divorce, retracts divorce filing, claims to be pregnant and BAM! suddenly isn’t pregnant anymore. Guess the divorce is back on!

I just have to say there is something really annoying about women who use their ability to reproduce as an excuse to manipulate men, either by lying about being pregnant or actually getting pregnant as a way of entrapment. Children aren’t toys or inanimate objects. But Pam is an idiot. If I were Rick I’d be glad to be rid of her STD riddled carcass. He’s actually the bigger prize of that union. Blech!

eddietracey.jpgAlso, in ridiculous Hollywood news, Eddie Murphy and his ex-wife by “symbolic union” of exactly two weeks, Tracey Edmonds, have officially split up. Why? Because Eddie Murphy likes men who dress up like women and was clearly confused. Oh, and I guess because her kids (from her marriage to Ken “Babyface” Edmonds) think he’s a total a**hole.

Can’t say as I disagree, Eddie seems like a major douche.

Seriously, I have milk in my fridge with a longer shelf life than these Hollywood marriages.

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Pamela Anderson, Soulless Whores, Trainwrecks, You Can't Fix Stupid

3 Comments »

  1. I read that on TMZ…what struck me is that they said she was “no longer pregnant”. Not that she’d “lost the baby” or “had a miscarriage” or “suffered a loss” or any other sort of wording.

    Things that make you go hmm…

    Comment by k — January 18, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

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  3. Yeah, it does beg the question of “why go public” if you aren’t committed to the pregnancy.

    I hate to out an obvious candidate for abortion, as I tend to agree with you about celebs and them having kids, but in Pam’s case this is just one more example of how loathsome she is. Accidents happen, they just seem to happen a lot to Pam.

    Comment by D — January 19, 2008 @ 11:21 am

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  5. I’m still wondering “was she ever?” — remember the infamous Kid Rock pregnancy ruse? “I’m pregnant and having a miscarriage, you’d better come up here to support me in my time of need.” Poor Bob drops everything to go be with her and (according to Bob) Pambo says “I was only kidding.”

    I’m no fan of Kid Rock, but sheesh, someone who’d pull a stunt like that for attention, or whatever… WTF??

    Something is definitely wrong in a world where K-Fed and Tommy Lee turn out to be the “sane” parents. ICK. ICK. ICK.

    What’s worse (if there is such a thing) is that didn’t she openly admit on “Ellen” that she had sex with Rick Solomon ONLY so that he’d pay off her gambling debt? I mean, OPENLY admit it as if this is the norm and it was no big thing.

    If she only had sex with the guy to take care of the gambling debt (sounds like an episode of “The Sopranos”) why bother marrying the guy? Why not just towel off, get dressed and never look back??

    It defies logic, not to mention the effect this type of behavior must be having on her kids.

    When did Hollywood get so skanky, dirty, low-class and cheap? I mean, yeah, there’s always been that element, but now it seems like that’s the best Hollywood has to offer — Pams, Britneys, Parises, Nicoles and Lindsays.

    If I ever venture back to LA, I’ll be sure to bring some wet-wipes and hand sanitizer.

    Comment by crazymom — January 19, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

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