Bill Clinton: I Have A Dream
I have a dream that one day I will live in a nation where a big monster will rise up from the Atlantic Ocean and knock the head off the Statue of Liberty, and after it plays ten-pin with it then the monster will go hunting for my wife, while the rest of New York cowers in fear inside torn-up buildings, and when it finds her it will take its big teeth and…
Wait…what?
That pop you just heard was Hillary’s head exploding. Twice.












Maybe he was up late partying with Wino?
Poor Bill. Call me crazy, but I love the guy, I wish he could have been president forever, or at least as many years as FDR. In hindsight, a lying about getting a BJ from someone other than your wife is a bad thing, but for crissakes, hundreds of thousands of people didn’t lose their lives over it.
Comment by crazymom — January 22, 2008 @ 9:59 am
Oh no…that used to happen in to me when I was in college. Just couldn’t keep my eyes open during the lecture. Next time he should sit in the back to not be so obvious.
Comment by S.Rod — January 22, 2008 @ 11:17 am