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01/21/2008 (9:53 pm)

Bill Clinton: I Have A Dream

I have a dream that one day I will live in a nation where a big monster will rise up from the Atlantic Ocean and knock the head off the Statue of Liberty, and after it plays ten-pin with it then the monster will go hunting for my wife, while the rest of New York cowers in fear inside torn-up buildings, and when it finds her it will take its big teeth and…

Wait…what?

That pop you just heard was Hillary’s head exploding.  Twice.

Posted by k
Filed under: Big Dummies, Useless Crap

2 Comments »

  1. Maybe he was up late partying with Wino?

    Poor Bill. Call me crazy, but I love the guy, I wish he could have been president forever, or at least as many years as FDR. In hindsight, a lying about getting a BJ from someone other than your wife is a bad thing, but for crissakes, hundreds of thousands of people didn’t lose their lives over it.

    Comment by crazymom — January 22, 2008 @ 9:59 am

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  3. Oh no…that used to happen in to me when I was in college. Just couldn’t keep my eyes open during the lecture. Next time he should sit in the back to not be so obvious. ;)

    Comment by S.Rod — January 22, 2008 @ 11:17 am

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