Just What The World Needs, Another Hugh Hefner Offspring
According to Janet Charlton, Hugh Hefner and one of his…um…well, Holly Madison visited a fertility clinic in hopes of continuing the Hefner bloodline:
Holly has been rhapsodizing about motherhood for the last two seasons on the show and she brings it up every chance she gets. Hef was against it at first, but eventually he started to weaken to the idea (keep in mind this would be his THIRD family) because Holly was so desperate to be a mother. Recently, Holly and Hef were seen in the waiting room of a Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in vitro fertilization.
Okay. I’m about to get controversial, so hold on to your shorts.
I’m not saying Holly shouldn’t have a chance to be a mother (although my views on celeb parenthood are pretty well-known by now…have a kid, drop out of sight for eighteen years and raise them out of the limelight so as not to screw them up too badly with the Hollyweird lifestyle coughbritneylindsayparis…you can always screw them up with your own special brand of crazazy, though, people with no money OR silicone chesticles have been doing that for years, where there’s a will there’s a way), but there are thousands of children waiting to be adopted who need good homes. Now, I realize I’m equating “good homes” and “Playboy mansion”, but just because she’s a silicone-filled airheaded bottle-blonde poptart doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be a good mom. And I know the adoption process can be lengthy, difficult, and expensive, but what else does she do with her days? Put that money of Hef’s to good use for a change and adopt a child or two or three who really need good homes.
And I don’t think dad would be a hands-on type of father….I can’t see him getting up at 2 AM for diaper changes or having a mini tea party or taking Junior outside for a game of catch, so the kid might be safe from his influence. Besides, how much longer is Hef going to be around, anyway? She’d better be ready to be a single parent.
Listen to me. Like any kid she comes into contact with is going to have any sort of normal upbringing. Lesson for all you young things…one day you’ll want to reproduce, so live your life in such a way that you don’t have to run and hide the evidence when your kid asks you what you do for a living….listen to me again. Like she would be embarrassed. I’m going back to the real world now.
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That baby would be borne already 30 years old.
Comment by Matt Sussman — January 21, 2008 @ 5:19 pm