Is Tom Brady’s New Nickname “Gimpy”?
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Woah, big news for football fans…TMZ has video of New England Patriots QB Tom Brady visiting his girlfriend, flowers in hand and cast on foot. What???
During his weekly radio show on WEEI, Brady did not deny that he suffered some sort of injury during Sunday’s win over the San Diego Chargers in the AFC Championship Game.
“Ah, you know, there’s always bumps and bruises. I’ll be ready for the Super Bowl,” Brady said. “I’m not worried about that. I’m not missing this one. I’d have to be on a stretcher to miss this one. There will be treatment this week. In games like this, you get a little nicked up. It’s nothing serious.”
I don’t know…if a doctor decides to put a cast on your foot, I’d say it might be serious. And um, HELLO…this is actually pretty stupid on Brady’s part. By showing up in NYC of all places (and if you watch the video, I was surprised at how rundown Gisele’s neighborhood looks…is that where supermodels live nowdays?) to visit his girlfriend, he’s just opening himself up to be videotaped and photographed. I’m sure the Giants are dissecting every photo, watching every video, and making their plans accordingly. Maybe he should be back in New England rehabbing and working with his teammates and staying out of sight instead of going to get his boink on in New York.
Gisele had better watch it or she’ll inherit the jinx title from Yoko Romo.
(Hey, don’t look at me, I’m a Peyton fan, which makes it law that I hate the Patriots.)
UPDATE: Well, TMZ is now reporting that they’ve seen Tom and Gisele out and about with no cast. Hmm. Could he realize that showing off an injury before the Superbowl isn’t the intelligent thing to do? Or is Tom playing head games with us? Hey, a team that will illegally spy on their opponent’s signals will resort to anything.
I reeeeeeeeally hope the Giants win….I seriously can’t stand the Patriots.
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Tom Brady also points out that your shoe is untied.
OH! He just slapped you in the nose! What a ruse!
Comment by Matt Sussman — January 22, 2008 @ 10:38 am
Peyton Manning is the anti-Christ and God’s own vengeance will visit itself upon the Unholy House of Manning.
To atone for this, you must immediately run from your house, spin three times, spit, and curse.
Comment by Josh Hathaway — January 22, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Hey hey hey. Don’t be dissin’ my man Peyton. I don’t wanna have to open up a can of whuppinurass on the two of you, but I will.
I mean it.
Don’t even push me. Once I go, I go, and there ain’t no stoppin’ the crazazy!
(do I sound scary?)
Comment by k — January 22, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
I LOVE Peyton Manning. We, who are not football people, love the Manning. He’s high-larious and a really sweet guy.
Model-brain has clearly rubbed off on Tom.
Comment by D — January 22, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Her model’s brain isn’t all that’s rubbed off on Tom.
-ba dum crash-
I crack myself up.
I love Peyton’s commercials. He’s just a really nice, down to earth, regular guy (with a monster arm and a bazillion dollars). When’s the last time you saw his name connected with a scandal?
And how interesting is it that we’re talking about Peyton when it’s little bro Eli that’s in the Superbowl?
Comment by k — January 22, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
What is about Tom Brady that makes you just want to kick his face in? I’m so disappointed his team won over the Chargers. Now they might actually win the SuperBowl…
The Packers were our only hope…but Yoda says there is another….We’ll see.
Go GIANTS!
Comment by S.Rod — January 22, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
I think the fact that he dumped his pregnant, and beautiful, girlfriend for a dim-witted model might be a contributing factor to his “face-kickability.” But that’s just me, I am hostile like that.
Comment by D — January 22, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
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Pingback by GlossLip » Thanks, TMZ, For Filling Day 2 Of The Super Bowl Lull — January 23, 2008 @ 8:30 am
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? Peyton Manning is to funny what Britney Spears is to smart. I’ve entered the 7th ring of Hell.
Peyton is all a front. There were reports of his days at UT that he was not as gentlemanly as you might think. He’s truly the anti-Christ and God’s vengeance upon him will be swift. For starters, he gave him a face that looks like a penis. Penis Manning has to walk around with that voice for the rest of his life. That’s only the beginning of the damnation that awaits him.
St. Thomas, the right arm of God’s vengeance, will rain down fire and fury on the anti-Christ’s less competent brother and the perfect season will be complete. Repent, ye sinners, for His judgment cometh and that right soon.
Comment by Josh Hathaway — January 23, 2008 @ 11:16 am
Well now, hold on…I never said he was an angel, just funny. After all, you’re pretty funny, but I’m fairly sure you’re no saint.
Comment by k — January 23, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
Hey, if you can feel good liking and supporting the anti-Christ, that’s on you. I’ll be sitting on a cloud reading a magazine while Beelzebub buggers you for all eternity.
As for sainthood for me? Not so much.
Comment by Josh Hathaway — January 23, 2008 @ 3:11 pm