To Britney Spears, All The World’s A Stage, And All The Paps Merely Players
I’m going to take a break from psychoanalyzing Britney Spears for a moment, from trying to help her, and from feeling bad that she can’t seem to mentally get it together enough to try and make an attempt to get her kids back.
Yes, I’m now going to take this opportunity to point out to all those who have given Dawn and I such a hard time for saying Britney and the paparazzi who follow her are all in the game together, that we were right after all:
Britney Spears is in cahoots with the paparazzi to make sure her every move is chronicled on camera, a top snapper says. Lensman Alison Silva tells celebrity private eye Paul Barresi: “Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged.” Silva adds that when four photographers were arrested last week for chasing the increasingly demented pop tart, “one of [them who] works for my company told me that Britney sent him a text message and said she was sorry. She tried to talk the cops into not arresting them . . . Money, fame, the excitement. It’s part of her life.” Barresi told Page Six that after reviewing footage of Spears with Adnan Ghalib, “[he] appeared to purposely position Britney in full view of fellow paparazzi to help them get the shot . . . It appeared that Britney is in on the sham.”
So. What was all that about how we are horrible, dumb terrible, beeyatches, stupid, pieces of crap, and deserving of death for saying that Brit and the paps work hand in hand? I think there was something said about how the paparazzi are the source of her problems and if they’d just leave her alone, all her problems would automagically disappear?
We accept your apology. Now, let’s not let it happen again, shall we?
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An added insight…
Nick Lachey (no stranger to pap intrusion himself) was on a local radio station this morning. He has the (dis)pleasure of living a few houses down from Nitwitney in her gated subdivision. Nick says that waiting outside those gates on any given day are 15-20 paps just waiting for someone (aka Britney) to leave the subdivision.
Everyone knows what Britney’s car looks like and once she’s out making her regular runs to $tarbucks, Citgo, and Taverna Tony’s, they just follow her around all day.
However, it stands to reason that Unfitney is at a point, economically speaking, where she can afford to have an anonymous-looking SUV with tinted windows where nobody can see her. She has the added option of sending her assistant du-jour out for ciggies. But from the looks of it, she seems not to want to give herself even the slightest break from all the crazazy.
The paps are by no means blameless, but I do think (at the risk of sounding like I’m psychoanalysing) that SHE gets a kick out of manipulating them and seeing just how much chaos she can provoke; just as much as the paps get a kick out of doing whatever it is they get their kicks from.
It’s a mutually beneficial relationship, just like those parasite fishes that eat the algae off sharks.
Comment by crazymom — January 24, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
crazymom: Did you see a bit ago in an interview with George Clooney, where he said that until the night of the hostage incident he had no idea he lived in the same housing development as Brit?
He said that now he has to move.
Comment by k — January 24, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
talk about lowering the property values.
Comment by crazymom — January 24, 2008 @ 9:02 pm