Britney’s Uncle Willie Will Never Be Invited To Thanksgiving Dinner Again
And it’s a good thing, because nobody wants Tractor-Trailer Possum instead of turkey.
I’m not going to even attempt to paraphrase the article. Suffice it to say that Brit’s uncle (the brother of her father Jamie) has given an interview to The Sun, and boy…it’s a doozy. Or a boozy. A boozy doozy. About a floozy. Okay, I’m running out of free association.
Just read it. Wait, I’ll give you a bit, just as a teaser:
We tracked William - known as Willie - down to his camper van home near Britney’s childhood town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went “buck-wild” on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.”
Now, it bears repeating at this point that The Sun PAYS for interviews, and it does appear that Uncle “Road-Kill” Willie is in need of some spendin’ green. And it also bears repeating that The Sun is the UK’s version of Weekly World News.
Okay, maybe not that bad. They are right sometimes…they were spot on with the Amy Winehouse dope video thing. So maybe the National Enquirer. But Newsweek, they ain’t. So nobody write me and tell me how disreputable The Sun is, because I already know.
So just read it and then come back here and tell us what you think.
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it sounds true to me. she’s been doing drugs for years, the good girl image was mostly fake.
Comment by sally — January 25, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
Yeah, that and she comes from a high-class family too. Regular British royalty those Spears!
Comment by D — January 25, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
I call BS - hahaha. No seriously, they call the man road kill willey bc that’s what he was dining on while his brother and niece were @ the Ivy. He is bitter because the talking ATM doesn’t work for him. I am SURE that she comes from dysfunction but I would take what he says with a grain of salt. Me thinks he would say anything for a few greenbacks. How sad is it when virtually everyone makes a dollar off you?
Comment by ebayer — January 25, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
Only slightly sadder than whoring yourself out to the paps. Uncle Willie is all kinds of creepy.
Comment by D — January 25, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
agreed.
Comment by ebayer — January 25, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
The thing is, when you’re someone like this, and you talk to people such as that, nobody is going to believe you. Now, had he gone to a reputable news agency (and why did he pick one all the way in the UK? Kentwood not got no newspapers?) and told his story for free…well, he’d only be slightly more credible, but still icky.
It’s a caution to anyone wanting to enter show biz…look at your family, do you want them coming out of the woodwork when you make it big and telling stories about you?
Comment by k — January 25, 2008 @ 9:23 pm