Lynne Spears Finally Shows Up In La-La Land, As Britney Apparently Dumps Boyfriend
 It’s been a couple of days since my last Britney Spears post, so let’s correct that situation right now, because there is a lot of news to get caught up on. (Hey, D’s on the more serious stuff, it’s up to me to keep up the fluff quotient of GlossLip.) It seems that estranged mom test tube moocher Lynne has finally shown up to see her sick daughter…guess she got Uncle Willie to fetch Cheetos for Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy cravings?
It also seems, according to TMZ (via The View via Barbra Walters via Sam Lufti) that Britney has “mental issues which are treatable”. Apparently she has had trouble sleeping (no kidding) and and was suffering from mood swings (again, no joke). She also seems to be in touch with her mother, something that apparently hasn’t been happening for a while, and is now seeing a psychiatrist.
Well, you know, I’d much rather see her in an intensive inpatient therapy program, but at least this seems to be a step in the right direction. I mean, she’s still shopping sans bra in the middle of the night and picking up sandwiches at the Hustler store, so there’s still a long way to go, but at least there’s something being done.
And her mom showing up could also be a good thing, although it could very well be a case of too little too late. I mean, I understand that you can’t force a grown person, even your biological offspring, to seek treatment if they don’t want to go, and apparently Brit didn’t meet the requirements to be forcibly detained (I guess holding your child hostage and flipping out in a hospital room doesn’t count).
But you can strongly suggest to them that something needs to be done…that is, if your offspring is talking to you. I mean, if this was my child, I would definitely have some things to day and they would do well to listen…but then, I’m attempting to raise my kids in a relatively normal setting and not mooching off them for my big house and nice clothes and pretty manicures, keeping them away from the lights and fame and fakery of Hollywood and not turning them over to agents and handlers who’s only intent is to suck every last penny out of them until they’re left an empty shell of themselves. Oh wait.
But in other Britney news, Dame Barbara also dropped another bombshell…it seems Anon Brazilianwax has been dumped by Brit, this coming after going on the telly and spilling secrets. He’s also attempted to sell videos of her and played her voicemails for public consumption. But what did she expect, dating a paparazzi?
Plus (yes, there’s more) it seems pal Osmarmy bin Loopy isn’t the angel he’s trying to make himself out to be:
According to Blender magazine, Danny Haines, one of the people who obtained a court order, says Lufti was “more jealous than a lover”.
When Haines tried to cut him off, Lufti allegedly humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers.
Haines claimed Lutfi texted and called incessantly and, according to court documents, told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.”
Well. Perhaps Lynne would do well to start with cleaning house at Brit’s place, and I ain’t talking with a vacuum cleaner and Pledge. But I ain’t holding my breath.
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you know, they staged an intervention and it went to hell bc of that Adnan guy. This is going to end in disaster. I just don’t understand why that guy is getting in the middle of people trying to help her. What a schmuck (I have better words but I shouldn’t use them). My heart goes out to her and her family – this is not going to end well.
Comment by ebayer — January 29, 2008 @ 9:12 am
Britney should get rid of friend/manager/#1 enabler Lufti K. Stern first. I’m sure that would go a long way in helping her.
I had a thought the other day that perhaps Adnan’s motives weren’t so self-serving. Okay, maybe I’m reaching here, but think about it. Britney is unwell, but Osmarmy has insinuated himself into her life to such a point that she probably (thinks she) can’t function without him there.
Enter Anon Brazilianwax.
He sees what’s going on and wants the world to see the “real” problems from the inside. To show us what’s *really* going on in Britney’s life and how Svengali Lufti is controlling her. There’s probably a lot more we haven’t seen. I can’t imagine the amount of crazazy and chaos that goes on when the cameras AREN’T filming.
It *could* happen.
Now back to your regularly scheduled reality…
Comment by crazymom — January 30, 2008 @ 10:29 am
I think it’s a combination. My thought is that Anon has his own agenda to push re Brit (making money being the first priority), but if he can expose Osmarmy as a controlling jerkoff, that would probably be gravy.
Comment by k — January 30, 2008 @ 11:01 am