This Guy Is Going To Have A Very Bad Sunday
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So maybe you’re having a Super Bowl party, and one of your guests gets just a little too, shall we say, happy after imbibing of your refreshments, and then they proceed to regurgitate all over your new flat screen. Or maybe you’ve been invited to a party by a friend, and you go with someone who is your ride, and you can’t leave even after the drunken host starts hitting on you, and then, in the boring third quarter, attempts to get you alone by locking you in the guest bathroom and trying to get his own backfield in motion.
But I guarantee you aren’t going to have as bad a time as this guy:
It was bad enough for screenwriter and New England Patriots fan Scott Rosenberg when his model/actress girlfriend Bridget Moynahan left him for the quarterback of his favorite football team. Now, with the Pats in the Super Bowl and Giants fans expecting to taunt Tom Brady with masks that have his ex-girlfriend Bridget’s face on them, Rosenberg (the writer of such films as High Fidelity, Con Air and Gone in 60 Seconds) is feeling even more pain.
“I don’t think the masks will upset Brady at all,” he told PageSix.com last night at the Maxim Super Bowl party held at Rande Gerber’s new Scottsdale restaurant, The Stone Rose Lounge. “The only person the masks will bother is me. Me in a sea of Bridget masks. That’s how the story ends.”
Think about that when your neighbor spills his Bud in your queso dip.
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I blame that tall-ass ho Gisele. Maybe I shouldn’t, but hell, why not?
Comment by D — February 3, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
Can you believe that when I first posted this, I had a picure of Gisele instead of Bridget up there?
I don’t know what they look like! Anonymous thin model types, why do I care?
Comment by k — February 3, 2008 @ 4:57 pm